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"Writing good dialogue is a solitary act. When you add a second voice, all is lost in the translation; the true narrative voice is silenced." ~Annette Burget Bailey~

 Annette Burget Bailey
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"The REAL Blue Smoker and me..."

 

 

"The Blue Smoker of 

        Barkwater Village"        

 

 

~Introduction~

My beloved Booter Scooter, it is with great pooter pride that I bestow you, my stinky son, as my single stench-ridden beneficiary. In the event of a Super Pooter implosion, you will undecidedly be deemed the Blue Smoker of Barkwater Village, keeping our city safe from all sinister citizens.”

 

 The Super Pooter,

Booter’s father and former Blue Smoker

 

 

 

"This is a book young boys would go wild for - if they could get their hands on it, and some girls would venture a read to see what those naughty boys are up to.

The word fart is considered vulgar in some circles, but that aside, judging the book on its merit as a children’s story, it is a success. I loved it, and I’m just a little boy at heart."

Willie Elliott, Myshelf reviewer


 

 

                           

     



Books

The Blue Smoker of Barkwater Village by Annette Burget Bailey
"In this hilarious children's tale, the Blue Smoker of Barkwater Village keeps his city free from evil with a single blast of blinding blue intestinal gas." ...
  

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Definition Murder: A Meg McCafferty Mystery by Annette Burget Bailey
"A college coed is found brutally murdered in her dorm room and SFPD inspector Meg McCafferty suspects the perpetrator might be an esteemed faculty member with an improper penchant for petite blondes." ...
  

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Postmortem by Annette Burget Bailey
"A San Francisco-based murder mystery with more twists and turns than Lombard Street, the city's most infamous stretch of concrete."...
  

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Blonde Ambition by Annette Burget Bailey
"Long before the days of Britney, or even Madonna..."...
  

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News

UCLA Profiles My Story
 by Annette Burget Bailey
"From novelist to screenwriter...a writer''s evolution."...


The Blue Smoker Top Ten Read 2006
 by Annette Burget Bailey
Myshelf reviewer Willie Elliott declares "The Smoker" is one of his favorite reads......


Kid's Voice December Feature Book
 by Annette Burget Bailey
"I''m proud to announce The Blue Smoker of Barkwater Village is one of AllBooks December Feature Books."...


AllBooks Featured October Author
 by Annette Burget Bailey
"Read on and discover my true Blue Smoker inspiration..."...



Events

Must Love Dogs 7/23/2006
Calling All Dog Lovers: Come and bid on an autographed copy of "The Blue Smoker of Barkwater Village," complete with the official "Blue Smoker" paw print....


Links

http://www.myshelf.com


http://allbookreviews.com/Default.aspx?tabid=724

http://uclaextension.edu/writers

http://paulacizmar.com
 
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