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Man's Unofficial Guide to the Use of His Garage
By Thomas J. Neviaser   

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Category: Humor
Publisher: Word Association Publishers
Type: Non-Fiction
Pages: 75
ISBN: 1932205918
Copyright: December 13, 2003

This book is a humorous and informative guide to arranging a garage so as to transform it into a “Man's Castle”.


Webster’s Dictionary defines the garage as a “housing for an automotive vehicle”.  It has already been stated that a man’s garage is his castle. He is the king of this domain, right??  Do we men dare put automobiles in a castle?  NO WAY!  If you want a nice neat space for your car and nothing else, you probably need not read any further, but you bought this book or someone bought it for you, so keep reading anyway. When you are through with the book, please be so kind as to leave it in full sight for the next good hearted soul to read, like on the back of the potty.


            Cars just take up too much space in a garage leaving minimal room for those important things a man needs to continue being king in a domain so unfamiliar to the outside world.  There is only one question here:  What do you really want in your garage?  Your beloved four-wheel chariot or those all important “man things”? The other question, of course, is: Can the car(s) exist with “man things”?

Since this book does not end here, you know that the answer is “man things”’ need to be in the garage, and the point of this book is to give some hints as to a cleverly designed, organization of a garage so that you may have the best of both worlds.  Now, this is getting exciting, isn’t it! Follow me now into a world of garage adventure. This is going to be fun!!

For all of you who have enough of that green stuff to have a home with a three car garage, this will be a piece of cake, and you get to eat it too, but keep on reading, and you three-car guys may learn a little.  But, for you guys out there who are not so well off, you must use your ingenuity and basic survival instincts to obtain that ultimate goal, your dream castle, “the perfect garage”.  By the way, it will never be perfect.  There is always room (excuse the pun) for improvement.  That’s what makes it fun.  Move it there, buy this tool, throw this out, buy another tool, replace that, move it over there and back again.  The fun is about to begin.
    


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