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Can They Cut The Mustard?
By Mary Wilson   

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Just a little humor. Don't discount us senior citizens. We are still very much alive!

 

Don’t think if you love us at our age that you will rock our world. 
You may be quite surprised with the whole event though we are not young boys or girls. Be prepared to be changed for life, for we are masters in that department. Don’t look at us with disgust or dismay because of our body compartment. 
 
Though we may be gray and wrinkled a bit don’t think you are teaching us something new. Don’t let the looks fool you. Been there, done that and probably invented it too.

 

 

 

 


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