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Dentist - Brilliant!!!
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Dentist - Brilliant!!!


 A chap from Pretoria phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a
 tooth
 extraction.

 "R85 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied.

 "Bliksem R85!!! Didn't you got anyfink cheaper?"

 "That's the normal charge," said the dentist.

"What about if you jus didn't can like to use any anaesthetic?"

"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock R15 off.

"What about if you jus use one of your dentist trainees and still wiffout
 an anaesthetic?"

 "I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the
 price

 

would drop to R40".

 "How about if you makes it a training session, and one of your students
 can like to do the extraction wiff the other students watching and learning?"

 "It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "but it's going to
 be
 very traumatic so I'll charge you R5."

 "Now you talking bro! It's a deal," said the Afrikaner. "Can you confirm
 an appointment for my wife next Tuesday then?"

By: Have no Clue…anonymous

 


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