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Secret Exercising
By George Carroll   

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Exercising one morning,

Not too  strenuous at that.

Barely touched my toes,

Not much effort in fact.

 

Exercise is a job

And I hate work.

But I'm the boss

Can't squawk at that.

 

Well anyhow I thought

Of ways to avoid this effort.

I'll sit on my recliner

And let it do the work.

 

I have electric do dads

That give me a jolt.

A vibrator lets me snooze,

How refreshing is that.

 

I awake after my work out

All done while I slept.

Can'y beat that for exercise,

Nary a sweat did I break.

 

I won't tell anyone of my secret

But they'll notice how trim I got.

Surprises me also

Until  I remember I skip my snacks.

 

 

 


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