Once upon a time when everyone still worked,
Our politicians planned to work a great work,
These powerful men then perverted our Earth,
A-hole’s bored, dug to the center of the Earth.
Do you believe roaming only feet under your feet?
There’s things that will turn you white as a sheet?
Hear me here! Time to listen to your heart-beat,
Dear me hear? Time to beat a hasty retreat.
Time-traveling monsters vicious teeth ringed,
Ghastly, out of subterranean rivers streamed,
Bubbling, landscape changing can you see it?
CERN’s atomic remix boiled over from the pit.
The Higgs Boson was dreamed up,
And a great plan our planet corrupt,
From the black heart of Hell’s cup,
Lucifer’s beasts were coughed up.
So be in good standing with your behind,
Do not go bottoms up and head reclined,
Decline the incline to recline and unwind,
Monster-bait’s you you decline to decline.
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