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4 Old Guys Only
By Mark M Lichterman   

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  4 Old Guys Only!!!

 

For us becoming older.

Specifically for us men that are becoming older.

More specifically for us men that are older.

 

Women, or those easily offended,

delicate subject here!

So if easily offended,

simply put,

Women, go away!

 

Always one to appreciate girls

and,

when no longer a boy,

to this day

always one to appreciate women,

always one to desire women,

I had thought

with older age my appreciation,

my desire would diminish but,

alas, 

though doing all not to be obvious,

my head still turns

and my eyes still follow

causing this older...

causing this old man to believe,

to truly believe that this old man will always,

will always,

until coins are placed upon

my no longer seeing eyes, 

this old man will always appreciate,

will always desire,

even though...

Alas,

though "things" no longer work

as once they had...

        

Which brings me to the delicate subject here.

The delicate subject most women will never know

unless informed by one of the opposite sex,

most women will never know how men,

how most old men miss...

Call it what you will, guys:

A woody!

A hard-on!

A boner!

An erection!

 

Women will never know how old men,

how most of us old men

miss awakening in the morning without:

A woody!

A hard-on!

A Boner!

An erection!

 

Sorry, delicate subject here.

But for you old guys,

for some of you old guys,

I just wanted you to know...

you ain't alone!

 

 

 

 

 

©July4, 2012 / Mark M Lichterman

 


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