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25 Most Recent Humor Short Stories

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Crosstalk by D.J. Ludlow
"Drats", Tony thought, "not a single spare table in the whole cafeteria. Look's like I'll have to share." Tony preferred to lunch alone and found concentrating on eating and talking at the same time a pain. He tried to find the most uncommunicative diner he could and finally settled across from a ra..
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Crude and Frosty by Dave LeGates
Gas prices got you down? Ice cream will make it better...
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Cruisin by wayne Carlan
Another true story by Dr. Philbilly...
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Cruisin' by Ed Matlack
Maybe not humorous exactly, but definitely fun...I had fun writing it and I hope u have fun reading it and maybe, just maybe recalling those bygone days of hot cars.....
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Cupid Unplugged by Mimi Malaika
This is cupid as you've never seen him before. ..
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CUPID'S ISLAND by Marcus Dino
A LAND OF MYSTERY,EXCITEMENT, AND......ROMANCE..
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Curling by Richard Kallao
original..
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CUT THE GRASS AND TRIM THE BUMPER STOPS by Donna Chandler
The joys of being a volunteer continue ..........
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CV of an Anorak by Leo Hellmann
The life story of a literary anorak...
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Dad, does that hurt by Tony May Sr.
To my brother John, ...I used to watch dad shave every morning, it was our way of bonding, and of me growing,learning what men do and why ... it was also scary! ..
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Daffy Duck-Introductions-Part l by Richard Kallao
a tribute to Looney Tunes ..
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Daffy Duck-Part ll-Home Sweet Home by Richard Kallao
like beauty is in the eye of the behokder so is where you call home..
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Daisy Mae Rabinovitz by Mark Lichterman
“And I’ve been meaning to ask you something.” The last of the first ‘Pepsi’ of the day gurgling down his throat, “Urrrppp!” Belching loudly. “What’s that, schmucko?” “ ‘Schmucko’, huh?” As always, tickled when a non-Jew uses Yiddish words. “What I don’t understand, Earl, is how co..
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Daisy Mae Rabinovitz by Mark Lichterman
Earl laughed. “I ever tell you how Connie’s sister got her name?” “ 'How your girlfriend’s sister got her name’? Yeah, sure, putz; that’s all I want now, is to sit here and hear how your girlfriend’s sister got her name. Sounds almost as interesting as watching your beard grow.” ..
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DALEK ATTACK ! ! ! by J. Means
What happens when a Dalek Attacks in your home!..
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Dangers of Moisturizing by Flying Fox Ted L Glines
You will have a diffult time equating the pic with what follows .....
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Daredevil Not by Richard Kallao
original..
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Darling Daphne by Kith Gelzand
The Coke bottle lenses magnified Daphne’s watery green eyes as they danced over the colorful comic book pages. Her whistle was a male come-on, bandied about on the street in passing, when they liked the way a woman walked. She did it to show her excitement for her favorite character’s prowess as h..
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DATING AND RELATIONSHIPS by Lee Mercer
This is another excerpt from my book titled, But I Digress…Is It Only Me or Are We All Crazy? This one contains my take on the many different aspects surrounding the the wonderful world of dating. Of course it's from the male perspective and a crazy one at that. Hold on and open your mind. Enjoy (..
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DATING IN THE YEAR 2000 by Jacqueline Brown Ramirez-Martinez
Have you ever thought about, your guy that you are with? Here are 13 guy's you might want to met, or not? Bear in mind, in the good old days when your grandmother or perhaps your mother told you about their first date, or definitely they explain, to you about, “the birds and the bee’s,” and when th..
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DAWg 'n' Me... by Hanley Harding
Yep... we're both alive and (questionably) well in South Florida...
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Day of the Dogs by Annie Lancaster
General Millie and Major Chalky White take over the human world..
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Dead Animal Farm by James Nelson
Felix is homeless. There are rumors of homeless people disappearing. Security Officer Roberts is night gate guard at a slaughter house. There have been visits by Negore Heidenreich, management, except Negore is not even an employee...
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Dead Space (Humor) by Mark Lichterman
The huge, cavernous space of the third floor was divided into two sections: the office space was warm, bright, alive, flowing with good humor and vitality, with people shooting rubber-bands and paper-clips at each other... well, at some people. Then there was the other space, the “dead spac..
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Dealing With The Children. ... by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
A mother feels frazzled by her rambunctious brood of children...
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Death : Even Death Needs a Coffee Break by Richard Kallao
This is a Halloween story one of my lasts, what does death do for fun ? original idea and story...............
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Death and Epiphany by Elizabeth Lang
Of death, epiphanies and clean underwear.....
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Death by Facebook by Cynth'ya cynthyaspeaks@gmail.com
Get ready to smile. Go to the link and click below the latest post. (Easy to recognize...I'm pictured with two servant boys (LOL)--click on graphic to enlarge--sorry, no enzyte or extenze allowed up in here--I'm spoken for...
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Death By Skating? by Divinity 11
Skate rink turned Lord of the flies..
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Decisions by John Smiley
Some decisions are ripe with benefits while others leave dire consequences...
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Deck the Malls With Bowls of Valium by Divinity 11
MAYDAY! MAYDAY! I NEED BACKUP! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~..
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Deep boil, deep bowl by Janeen Robichaud
A funny story about my son..
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Deer Ann: by Vivian DeSoto
I expanded on a true "Dear XXXX" story (dedicated to Winston Groom) *******************************************************..
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DENTISTS / DOCTORS / GYNECOLOGISTS by Donna Chandler
A visit to a medical professional is certainly NOT one of the Joys of Life!..
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Diary of a Mad Baby Boomer by Beverly Mahone
Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 44 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give this workout thing a try. ..
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Diary of a Narcissistic Bloodsucker by Lynda Hilburn
Told in first person by Zara the vampire herself, this is the diary of an ancient, self-absorbed, yet amusing nightwalker. She lusts for both sex and blood. Unfortunately, something has gone awry and her normal habits now create new problems to solve. In the midst of sorting things out, she meets an..
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DID YOU PROOF READ THE MINUTES by Kathryn Perry
Every man needs so many hours on the golf course to survive. I was just trying to help......
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Dieter's Muthiny by Ronnee Workman
A Dieters Transgressions..
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Dillard Hawkins and the Whiskey Cure by D. Kelly
Fear is a great motivator...
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Ding Dong by Richard Kallao
money is like anything else in this world it only lasts as long as we'd make it last ...
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Dinner-To-Go! by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
A father learns to appreciate a good meal, no matter where he may happen to be (in this case, he's at the hospital, visiting his sick daughter). Image of roast turkey (c) 2010, by Karla Dorman...
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Dirty minded principal by Cynth'ya cynthyaspeaks@gmail.com
This is quite the mental roller coaster ride. . . shared with me, now it's time for you to tremble! blessin's cynth'ya..
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Discombob by Damien Rickner
A bite size bit of who knows what...
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Read excerpt from Discussion of How to Rob a Bank Discussion of How to Rob a Bank by Edward Elisberg
Group discussion of How to Rob a Bank..
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Dishing It Up by Buck Stonebroke
We get Dish TV..
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Read excerpt from Diversions With Thesauri Diversions With Thesauri by Buster Hymen
A man encounters a fan at his office,..
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DIVORCED- The Future Tense Of MARRIED by kalos opa
The title says it all. Enjoy the humor...
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Do not wrap it up. by Jack Kuperman
Why did I feel an urgent need to come to Marks & Spencer...
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Do you believe in big foot? by seriously dave
some do and some don't...
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Do You Really Know the Diffrerence? by Edward Phillips
Knowing the difference could make you a wiser and healthier man..
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