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25 Most Recent Humor Short Stories

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Life Inside A Red Balloon by Katie Gabrielle
Life inside a red balloon isn't all rosy.....
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Life of Bad Days- Chapter 2, the Vacation by Ray Moore
When everything goes wrong...
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Life on the Farm..........Isn't for Me by Richard Kallao
original..
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Life Teaches Us by Richard Kallao
original..
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Life With Mr. Comedy. by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
A man thinks life is nothing but one big joke, much to the dismay of his family...
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Life's a Pig by Miller Caldwell
Do I tell a Porky?..
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Life's experiences by Christina Gordon
This is an essay I did for my Creative Writing class. It consists of three different events rolled into one story...
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Lifesavers by Mendy Thompson
When I was a child, I stole something exactly one time. My mother made sure that I learned a lesson and never repeated such a travesty again!..
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Little Jimmy Converses With the Mother by Kimmy Van Kooten
a continued search for the Three Eds... ..
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LITTLE MISS CHATTERBOX by Donna Chandler
The old saying 'Be careful what you wish for' is TRUE. The baby-making gods have quite a sense of humor...
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Living in a Hyphen-Nation by Buck Stonebroke
An open letter to all my cousins concerning Married women's propensity to hyphenate their last names...
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Living Life in Myriad Accounts of Stupidity by Nataliae Patrick
This is the story of six late teenaged superheros attempting lives with sanity and failing miserably. Note: This story and all episode preceding this one are not mine. They are the works of a Miss Danielle Riseley, and it is with her permission that I post these extraordinary pieces of lite..
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Living Life in Myriad Accounts of Stupidity Episode Two: The News by Nataliae Patrick
This is the story of six late teenaged superheros attempting lives with sanity and failing miserably. Note: This story and all episode preceding this one are not mine. They are the works of a Miss Danielle Riseley, and it is with her permission that I post these extraordinary pieces of lite..
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LLMAS: Holiday Special: Victoria Day (Canada) by Nataliae Patrick
This is the story of six late teenaged superheros attempting lives with sanity and failing miserably. Note: This story and all episode preceding this one are not mine. They are the works of a Miss Danielle Riseley, and it is with her permission that I post these extraordinary pieces of lite..
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Read excerpt from LogiCaL LogiCaL by Josh Jenks
A short and fast-paced story which boasts criticism in the form of satire...
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Lola the parrot by Alain Gracio
Lola the Parrot When I was growing up in Masaya a small country-side rural town in Nicaragua; my brother and I would often spent spend weekends at Grandma’s at her farm. The days were much longer then; and my biggest worry was not having enough time to play during the day. We loved s..
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Lonely Loretta. by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
A woman pines for a man in her life. This is her story, as told by her neighbor...
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Looking For It Doesn't Matter Which Road You Take? by Vincent Yanez
About the travel story It Doesn't Matter Which Road You Take..and why it's disappeared off Authorsden...
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Looking For Mr. Golfball by Linda Alexander
Early thirties DWF dance teacher needs a man to play golf. Needn't be family oriented or heterosexual. Must play decent golf. No long term commitment!..
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Looney Toons by D. Kelly
I think I saw grandpa. He's dead, you know...
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Lordy, Lordy! Are there any good men still left over 40? by Beverly Mahone
Excerpt from chapter 2 of Whatever! A Baby Boomer's Journey Into Middle Age..
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Lost IN Space: Lost on Gilligan's Island: Mind Play,part ll by Richard Kallao
at least I finish what I started idea and story mine ...
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Lost Marbles by Buck Stonebroke
A run to the market..
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Love Potion Number 9 by Birdie Jaworski
My son brings a strange household item to school for Show and Tell!..
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Luck Of The Irish by D.J. Ludlow
What happens when Irishman "Lucky" Sean encounters the "luck of the Irish?..
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Lucky Day by Kay Arnold
Revenge- The only excuse for inventing a cell phone with a camera...
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Ludmilla and William the Conqueror by Douglas Skopp
It seems fitting today, September 22, the anniversary of William the Conqueror's landing in England, to tell the (tall) tale of his intrepid cat, Ludmilla. This is another story in my series about cats who have helped humankind.* Enjoy! ..
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Lullaby of Broadway by Debra Purdy Kong
When a figure skating coach competes with a hockey coach for ice time, life can get ugly, if not a little weird. This story first appeared in Futures and Long Story Short Magazines, 2004 and 2005. ..
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Lulu-Bell and the Great Bar-b-Que by . Crystalwizard
Never take my cousin up on the offer of dinner...
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Lulu-Bell and the One That Got Away by . Crystalwizard
A modern Tall Tale from Texas..
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Lunch With Mary by Laurie Crist
Did you hear about the grilled cheese sandwich sold on eBay featuring Mary's image? Well.......
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Luv those black women by Cynth'ya cynthyaspeaks@gmail.com
Sent by a cousin, who happens to be single and the same one who researched our family history, now gracing pages 96 and 103 (I'm in there on both pages) of the July 2006 Issue of Ebony Magazine. (Article: Black Family Reunions Go High Tech.)..
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Read excerpt from LYUDMILA'S ALLIGATOR LYUDMILA'S ALLIGATOR by Robert Herbst
My lovely Ukrainian wife on her first trip to a nature park in Florida...
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M'buti and Roberto: A Love Story by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
My wife has GOT to be the SEXIEST vixen on the planet: each and every time I look at her my heart leaps to my throat, my sexual desires go into *MAJOR OVERDRIVE*, and I just do what any red-blooded male does upon seeing a pretty woman: go "WAHOO!!!! WOTTAWOMAN!!!!!" M'buti is drop-dead g..
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M'buti's Encounter With A Slippery Situation by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
A young mother originally from Africa writes of the recent ice storms plaguing the southland where she lives...
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M'buti's Near Death Experience, Or: She Rides Top Thrill Dragster! :) by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
M'buti recounts her experience on Top Thrill Dragster, Cedar Point's newest insane-filled white knuckler of a roller coaster. She barely survived the ride; paramedics had to tend to her when she came off the ride. (She passed out cold when her already too-low blood pressure plummeted.)..
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M-mm Toastee! by Dave LeGates
You'll never look at your toaster the same way again!..
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Mad as a Hornet by Albert Isaac
My Waspish Adventures..
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Make Friends With Yourself! by Helga Ross
"A breakthrough! Oh, my gawd! So that's what you call it? Well, then, picture this---"..
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Make Way For Crazy! by Jeremy Vaeni
I parked my profile inside of an ET chat room. This is what I unearthed. _________________________________________..
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Mammoths in My Bed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines
Right about 8:30 every morning, Patty calls me. Mammoths are pretty scarce out here in East Texas. So are beaches, but I do not let that stop me. I love to hear her laugh, so I am sometimes able to entertain her with "Life According to Ted." The following has been Patty's treat for the past few day..
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Man vs Big Bad Ball of Ice: A Comet Tail of Epic Proportions by Anne Quintal
According to a national news item being reported in newspapers across the country, workers in Boulder, Colorado are building an 800-pound copper bullet that will be used to hit a comet that is currently orbiting the Earth. Dubbed “Deep Impact” (like the movie with Morgan Freeman and Robert Duvall w..
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Many Hats by Frances Seymour
From the mouth of babes..
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Margret In Progress, Ch. 1: Margret by Cobalt Tealway
Margret is a work in progress. Her whole life in fact. And as she glides from one "episode" to the next, loved ones and the walls, can do nothing more than sit back and watch. This is but one installment of which I hope there will be many...
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Margret In Progress, Ch. 2: Do You Ever Just Wanna? by Cobalt Tealway
Margret navigates the communal waters of what we know as society. Sometimes it works out. Sometimes it doesn't. And sometimes, you've just got to know when to throw the towel in...
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Margret In Progress: Episode: Maybe It Is, Maybe It Isn't by Cobalt Tealway
This is supposed to be a Dark Comedy. I know the voice is totally different in this piece but we're just experimenting here. Where and how this fits into her story I don't yet know, but it seems there might more to Margret's initial development...
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Marketing (in Spanish) by Jacob Taylor
Esta conversación forma parte de un grupo de cuentos humorísticos breves cuya intención es lograr que el lector sonría. Su naturaleza es irónica y tal vez un tanto cuanto sarcástica, pero definitivamente tienen una buena intención y varios vienen muy a propósito de nuestra época. Algunas de las ilu..
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Marky: Three Bikes... Three Lives by Michael Curry
A true story of a typical boy and how stupid typical boys can be. ..
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Read excerpt from Mary's Excellent Health Care Adventures-Part 1 Mary's Excellent Health Care Adventures-Part 1 by Mary Lou Connolly
I love my mother dearly, but she has THE MOST unusual health care incidents brought on by unusual choices. My book and blogs are of such a serious nature about health care---I thought I could explore some of the lighter moments through a series of stories about my mom, Mary...
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Más abajo by Jacob Taylor
Esta conversación forma parte de un grupo de cuentos breves cuya intención es lograr que el lector sonría y reflexione. Esta historia en particular la dedico al magnífico equipo de médicos cirujanos y a su contingente quienes me enmendaron el corazón hace apenas unos días. A todos ellos, del Miami V..
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