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Hidden Pork Chops by Donald Cobbs
How faith can shake not only mountains, but it can also improve your health...
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HillJacks Fat Belt Buckle & The Ugly Pigs Ass by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
This is my country twang slang dang throw down-lol :) ..
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Him, Her, Us by Lucille lucil95783@aol.com
The needy secretary..
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Hmmmmm - 100 word story by Sally Odgers
HMMMM… "I have something to say," said the witch. "If I speak truly, thou must let me live. If I lie, thou mayst kill me." The executioner laughed. "Speak, witch!" "Verily, I say, today thou shalt kill me." "Thou never spoke more truly!" exclaimed the executioner,..
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HoHo Hijacking by Jessica Stanfield
What do you do when the vending machine steals your money???..
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Holey Underwear, Batman by Mark Lichterman
Okay, I’m seventy-four years old and, yeah, there are things I forget but, folding my underwear, I would, most certainly, notice if the entire seat was missing from a pair of underpants! And if not then, I would, absolutely notice when, slipping them over my feet, up my legs and onto my ass, I would..
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Holiday Hints by Tony May Sr.
Who say's we're in a recession, ...everybody ... alright maybe so ...but we don't have to let this fact alone ruin the season, do we?..
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Home Intruder by Chanti Niven
Well I never! ..
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Home Permanent 101 by Lynn Kennon
Confucious say: If you are blind without your glasses, always put them on your face and read labels before applying solutions to said hair. ..
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Home, again. by M. Saylor Billings
This is an excerpt from a novella, "Save Yourself," I had worked on many years ago. Holly, a twenty something, can't seem to get out of her own way in her path to try and find herself. She had entered AA only to find out she wasn't a dipsomaniac, joined a demonic self-help group, and lost her job ..
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Read excerpt from Homer Pidgin Homer Pidgin by Ed TwarDokus
Even feathered friends have romance on their minds..
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Honour, heart, and… balls (INDISSOLUBLE CONNECTIONS IV) by Alexandra* OneLight*® Authors & Creations
“If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.” – John Wayne “I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.” – George Harrison, Musician ..
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Horning and Hillbetta Dinwiddie by William Rogers
There are those who somehow manage to avoid a nuthouse. ..
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Horror In The Woods by Gregory Ross
A captivating true story that happened in 2001 in Indore India..
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Horse Sense by Ron Karcz
Messing with horses can be an adventure. Showing a child how to handle a horse can be an even bigger adventure...
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Horse Talk by Gerald Tate
A horse, mans best friend..
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Hospital music by Miller Caldwell
Calming surgery...
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Hot Tamales! by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
A boy regrets eating too many tamales...
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Hotel Crazy by Adie Bishop
What really goes on in psych wards, anyway? (From the upcoming short story anthology.)..
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House Boo's by Richard Kallao
original for Halloween:)boo. ..
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How a Security Officer got fired on his day off by Michael Oden
Just like any other job, working security is no different. We've all worked along side some strange and interesting people, however in security at times I think we get the abundance of them. ..
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House cleaning ,Guy style by Sean Rasmussen
Today I decided to clean house. Not because of a girlfriend, but because of one of my favorite cousins is visiting tomorrow. I normally wouldnt bother but, my aunt and uncle are coming too. Ive discovered that aunts love to tell moms if their sons house is clean or not, which results in phone calls ..
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How chaos came to be ... or the invention TV by Tony May Sr.
It could have happened...NOT!!!!..
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How I became a writer by kimberly gray
who knew it could be so simple to become a writer..
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How I Won A Trip To The 2002 World Cup In Japan by Michael Madden
Have you ever wondered who it is that wins magazine and other competitions to win fantastic holidays? Its all fixed isnt it? No one ever really wins. Well I can tell you for sure that these fabulous prizes do exist, and the tale below tells a factual account not only of the competition, but also of ..
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How many Vietnam vets Does it take to Change a Lightbulb by Catherine Krause
How the hell would you know... YOU WEREN'T THERE!..
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How Much Are Things Worth Nothing At All . by Richard Kallao
hairy scary..
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How My Great Uncle Rudi Came to El Paso by Jay White
My great uncle Rodolfo Villalobos, who was born in Parral, Chihuahua, in 1889, and who commanded an artillery battery of 75 mm. Schneider-Canet field guns in General Francisco Villa's famed Division del Norte, believed in the magic of names and in the ritual of naming. He dubbed his nose el Guion be..
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Read excerpt from How Not to Become an Accountant How Not to Become an Accountant by Chris Turner
This is a tale of personal discovery - in this case, our hero discovers that he is not really cut out for accountancy after all...
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How Not To Drink A Yoo-Hoo by wayne Carlan
Another true story by Dr. Philbilly...
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How Not to Meet A Cop by Gail Koger
The difficulty in writing with critters in the home..
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Read excerpt from How Not to Rob a Bank How Not to Rob a Bank by Edward Elisberg
Attempt at Bank Robbery goes terribly wrong...
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How not to trot...a free lesson!! by Katie Gabrielle
Jessica's class wins first prize for selling the most chocolates in the school...six free horseback riding lessons...but the horse they give her gives her a ride she won't ever forget!..
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How The Three Little Pigs Got Saved by John Treuil
A satire on religious fundamentalism based on the Jimmy Swaggart family...
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How to apologize by Jack Kuperman
Did you try ever to apologoze? Isn't it hard task? ..
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How to be a good consumer. by Jack Kuperman
How to be a good consumer...
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How to be a woman. by Jack Kuperman
No man can understand this...
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How to buy a puppy for your child (1) by Jack Kuperman
Buying a puppy couldn't be easier. You only need some patience for 12 or more parts of it...
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How to buy a puppy for your child (10). by Jack Kuperman
cousin..
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How to buy a puppy for your child (11). by Jack Kuperman
Teacher..
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How to buy a puppy for your child (12). by Jack Kuperman
chapter 12..
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How to buy a puppy for your child (2). by Jack Kuperman
Father, father, I want a puppy...
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How to buy a puppy for your child (3). by Jack Kuperman
You decide to buy a puupy to your brother...
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How to buy a puppy for your child (4). by Jack Kuperman
Her mother...
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How to buy a puppy for your child (5). by Jack Kuperman
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How to buy a puppy for your child (6). by Jack Kuperman
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How to buy a puppy for your child (7). by Jack Kuperman
Father's mother...
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How to buy a puppy for your child (8). by Jack Kuperman
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How to buy a puppy for your child (9). by Jack Kuperman
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How to deal with a teenager. by Jack Kuperman
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