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I am striving to write like Sam Clemens, as fast as will carry my feat. Until now, the critics have opined, 'Never the Twain shall meet'. But, I shall prevail. The Czech is in the male.

 Frank Koerner
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Frank Koerner sought to demystify the Sudetenland homeland of his parents, which “vanished” when he was a child. He journeyed to the former Czechoslovakia (the present Czech Republic's provinces of Bohemia and Moravia) and what he found was magically fascinating. His book recounts his discoveries, flavored by their intriguing happenstances. The vignettes are written with a commendable command of language and style. Mr. Koerner smartly balances personal emotions and reactions with historical information, while presenting a clear depiction of his trip overseas. Each recounted tale occurred during an excursion to that faraway land which no longer “exists.” Why is he drawn to a region from which people of his heritage are vengefully banned in perpetuity? His marvelous ability to depict a personal anecdote or memory to highlight its timelessness and universality is remarkable.



Birth Place: Hackensack, NJ USA

Accomplishments: Book Awards for "The Missing Peace of a Heritage Puzzle".....

FIRST PRIZE (2005 - Genre: Non-fiction) Arizona Authors Association; View Prize
FIRST PRIZE (2005 - Genre: Biography/Memoir) San Diego Book Awards Association; View Prize
FIRST PRIZE (2006 - Genre: Wild Card) Hollywood Book Festival; View Prize
2006 Achievement Award - San Diego Public Library; View Award
     

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Books

The Missing Peace of a Heritage Puzzle by Frank Koerner
The book is set as a memoir overcoming bi-cultural hurdles, but it has elements of travel, adventure, deportation, ethnic cleansing, childhood memories, customs, politics (past, present, and future), geography, exploration, genealogy, heritage, Human Rights, essays, family, history, language, sociology, spirituality, vision/metaphysics, Jungian synchronicity (Whew !), war and humor...................
  

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Short Stories

Almost Too Dear For Words
 by Frank Koerner
(originally published in "The German Connection", Spring 2001) An appealing blend of personal anecdotes, culture, and history is presented in describing a life-changing experience durin...


Christmas on the Julian Calendar
 by Frank Koerner
Skiing in San Diego. A true story, not a snow job........


The Wizard: Of Os
 by Frank Koerner
Some little known facts about a very famous person..... ***************************************...


The Missing Peace of a Heritage Puzzle, Chapter 8
 by Frank Koerner
is entitled “An Educational Yardstick” (Original German version published in Das Fenster; Jan 2002, USA) [This book shows that Julia A. Traphagen (JAT) is much more than a Waldwick, New ...


The Missing Peace of a Heritage Puzzle, Chapter 2
 by Frank Koerner
is entitled "Talk of the Town". (Originally published in Heritage Quest magazine; January/February 1998) [This book uniquely blends discussions of Sudetenland, Czechoslovakia, the Czech Repub...



Poetry

Pole-ish Joke
 by Frank Koerner
*************************************** On April 6, 1909 Admiral Robert E. Peary claimed to have been the first person to reach the geographic North Pole. Based on the shadows in photogr...


En Garde: Fencing Over Guard Fencing
 by Frank Koerner
A plan to build a 100 mile long fence -- already being called a “Berlin Wall” – east of the border crossing south of San Diego was called “absurd” and “inhumane” by Hispanic leaders, while U.S. Govern...


Bread For The Toasters
 by Frank Koerner
*************************************** There was a time when banks would entice customers to open accounts with them by offering small electronic appliances, such as TV sets and toaster...


Russian To Judgement
 by Frank Koerner
*************************************** Some years ago it was reported that an unidentified flying object had landed in Voronezh, Russia. As proof of the event the town fathers produced ...


Bell Wringing
 by Frank Koerner
*************************************** 13 years after Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, pay phones were introduced. They grew from a lone outpost in a Connecticut bank to a ...


My PC Is A Dell
 by Frank Koerner
In the original “The farmer in the dell” nursery rhyme, we can observe as the farmer takes a wife, the wife takes a child, the child takes a nurse, the nurse takes a cow, the cow takes a dog, the dog ...


Making No Sense !
 by Frank Koerner
*************************************** News item: The U.S. Treasury is exploring the possibility of removing the penny from circulation, due to its increasing decrease in value and its ...


Where is Geography's Place?
 by Frank Koerner
A 10-nation geography test shows the US is basically lost. There is good news, bad news, and worse news for Americans who are concerned about the nation’s poor showing on geography tests, acc...


What A Crock !
 by Frank Koerner
For years, Betty Crocker helped Americans bake birthday cakes, cook Thanksgiving turkeys and serve nightly dinners. Or at least they thought it was her, the woman who has graced the box of scores of G...


No Silence Of The Lambs
 by Frank Koerner
By the large response of the many "Clicks", I must assume that Billy''s Scam (a.k.a. We Are All Lambs) has clicked. In an extraordinary burst of creativity, I have completed the poem. It is not the be...


You Are What You Eat
 by Frank Koerner
Olestra was approved by the FDA for use as a food additive in 1996. Proctor and Gamble is marketing a Crisco-like, semi-solid, all-purpose shortening that is about 35 percent sucrose polyester a.k.a S...


We Are All Lambs
 by Frank Koerner
Contrary to some beliefs, Bill Gates did not invent the computer. He did invent the way to make billions of dollars selling his lousy software. From a security standpoint his software is like Swi...


French Eyeful
 by Frank Koerner
The French claim their 984 foot Eiffel Tower is the world’s single biggest tourist attraction. The City of Lights most famous landmark was built for the 1889 Centennial Exposition. Intensely hated by ...


I Yam A Potato
 by Frank Koerner
I yam consumed all the time by some nursery rhyme seeking new plays on words and computer nerds..... ***************************************...


Maid in China
 by Frank Koerner
Many information technology products produced by those supposedly outsource-proof jobs are now increasingly "Made in China". It is all happening a little bit at a time. It will all come back to byte u...


Mr. Vendorfull
 by Frank Koerner
It might not say much about civilization, but many luxuries are now considered necessities – at least to some. A study of households with annual incomes above $100,000 was recently commissioned by a n...


Having To Fit A Fit
 by Frank Koerner
Does your computer, at least, fit its purpose when you want it to or does it purposely have a fit when you least want it to? ***************************************...


Virtual Clocks Rock
 by Frank Koerner
If a literal rock can''t strike a virtual clock, perhaps we are at a new point in time.......relatively speaking....


Peter, the Meter Reader
 by Frank Koerner
....and that is why he always called her Punkin'' ***************************************...


$ Good Buy. Good-bye $
 by Frank Koerner
Peruse this: Retail buying on the Internet is ever increasing. There is now a direct line between our money purses and pursued goods on the Web in our increasingly computerized (Mickey) Mouse world. S...


Can Ms. Muffet Tough It?
 by Frank Koerner
In the computer world, a "spider" can be a good thing as it "crawls" from one web page to the next all the while searching, searching, searching for information links. Did it help Ms. Muffet? Read on....


Song and Dance Routine
 by Frank Koerner
May I have this dance.......? ***************************************...


Jill & Jack Hack Attack
 by Frank Koerner
The nature of computer software is fragility. Often, in attempting to fix a problem, other problems are caused that could destroy your system or other systems. **************************...


Thumbing a Ride
 by Frank Koerner
Thumb a ride using a thumb drive on the information superhighway. In the process, you will contribute to a new phenomenon....the thumbing down of America. **************************...


Curing the Common Code
 by Frank Koerner
Beware. Sometimes a free item is not worth the price you pay for it..... ***************************************...



Articles

Herr Paisano
 by Frank Koerner
This tale will give you a boot in the tail...or, at least, a country shaped like the boot in the tale. (originally published in the Deutsche Rundschau, March/April 2004, Toronto, Canada) [ww...


Czeching the Future
 by Frank Koerner
The benign, pastoral village of Benke, Moravia and its residents had been under the rule of the Hapsburg monarchy for 400 years. Generation after generation, political stability had enveloped them. In...


Long Drive From Home
 by Frank Koerner
Time has a way of distorting reality. This tale is about a Ramsey (New Jersey) High School baseball game, which took place over 50 years ago. Why is it important? I wanted to know something about that...


A Fine Fair Thee Well
 by Frank Koerner
It was fortuity that I would be in Germany at the same time as the 2007 Frankfurt Book Fair. I had arranged for my book to be exhibited there almost a year earlier. I am seeking a German publisher to ...


Movie Review: The Good German
 by Frank Koerner
Please don''t play it again, Sam. This time it''s Nazo good...... *************************************** ...


Movie Review: The Lives of Others
 by Frank Koerner
"The Lives of Others" should be mandatory viewing for every American who strives to appreciate the personal rights that we, at times, naively consider an American birthright. We assume these rights ar...


First Day of Alpine Skiing…….Grade: “F”
 by Frank Koerner
Schuss ! A culture clash on skis....


Book Review #4
 by Frank Koerner
This review appeared in the Deutsche Rundschau newspaper (Toronto, Canada). (www.deutsche-rundschau.com)...


Book Review #3
 by Frank Koerner
Family Tree Magazine (Great Britain) February 2006 Issue...


Book Review #2
 by Frank Koerner
FEEFHS Journal, Vol. XIII (Federation of Eastern European Family History Societies)...


Book Review #1
 by Frank Koerner
This bi-lingual review of my book was published in the March/April 2007 edition of German World Magazine....


Word War, Too
 by Frank Koerner
A Gerlish Figure.....(of Speech) (originally published in the Deutsche Rundschau, May/June 2004, Toronto, Canada) [www.deutsche-rundschau.com]...


A Train of Thought
 by Frank Koerner
This story will put all of us back on the right track....


A Real Gymnasium Workout
 by Frank Koerner
This article is germane to the similarities between English and German.........


Cool Cat
 by Frank Koerner
A Memorial to the Little Guy...


A Light Side of Christmas
 by Frank Koerner
Maybe a light will go on over somebody''s head........


Gathering Ammunition For a Shot in the Dark
 by Frank Koerner
This article takes a new shot at an old problem. It proposes a solution to the so-called "gun problem" in this country by offering a contrary view. The Second Amendment must reign supreme. The right "...


A Friend in Knead
 by Frank Koerner
There was something about Bandido that made him survive despite several physical ailments and against all odds. Unlike his wild peers, he did not have the mean, street fighter looks into which surviva...


Links

A Heritage Disappeared ! Where did it go?
The link above takes you to the book's website. Several reviews are presented, as is a link to a 20 minute audio interview by DearMYRTLE's Family History Hour. What is Frank's book about? It is difficult to categorize. Set as a memoir that overcomes bi-cultural hurdles, this book embraces elements of travel, adventure, history, customs, culture, exploration, geography, politics (past, present, future), ethnic cleansing, deportation, genealogy, heritage, childhood memories, Human Rights, Jungian synchronicity, (Whew!) and humor. All this unfolds in a land that no longer exists. Join Frank on his trip as he discovers "the missing piece of his heritage puzzle" and relates its unique, modern connection to the events of World War II, Adolf Hitler, Nazi Germany, Edward Benes, Neville Chamberlain, Benito Mussolini, Edward Daladier, the Munich Agreement (1938), and Longfellow's Evangeline (1755). See why Frank's story is still relevant in today's European Union (EU).


Dear MYRTLE'S Family History Hour
DearMYRTLE's interview with Frank Koerner is presented. Frank's portion of the 11 October, 2005 Family History Hour Internet program begins at minute 22:00 of the playback. Just click on the link above and follow the directions.
 
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