BACKGROUND: I was in the Irish Army for several years involved in covert undercover attacks on various Islands off the west coast of Ireland that tried to declare themselves as independent socialist autonomies in the seventies. It's not widely know but the Aran Islands used to be a hotbed of political radicalism and even to this day, though they won't admit it, most of the locals are actually Maoist gorillas.

Aran Island Cross, years 1970-78
King of Puck Fair- During the great goat shortage of '95
Miss Ranelagh 2001

A very wise man once said, he who falls, and stays down, may live to fall again, but he who falls and gets back up again immediately, is liable to be dizzy.

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