Mark Brown writes under the pen name J-me.  He's a native Kansan and the fifth and best looking child of twelve children. (It's my story, and I can tell it any way I want.)  He's labored in the oilfield twenty-four years and has served as go-fer, ginzel, worm, roughneck, driller, toolpusher, and vice-president.  He and his wife, Eddie, have made their home in Northwest Oklahoma thirty-two years.

Reasons to buy my book, "Mason Bricklin"

(Being polite I will let a few of my readers share their views first.)

If you want funny - Read "Mason Bricklin"  L. Olson - Florida

PUBLISHAMERICA'S Book of the Week  (Aug. 11, 2008)

I can't wait for Mason Bricklin 2.  J. White - Oklahoma

I had planned to read one chapter a night of 'Mason Bricklin.'  No such thing.  Once I started I couldn't put it down.  It's just one funny thing after another, lots of laughs.  I loved it.       L. Pitts - Kansas

"Mark Brown has the uncanny talent to tell a story in a way that brings us back to a more innocent time, a time of friends, family and laughter.  His style is a cross between Garrison Keillor and Samuel Clemens."
   Ricard L. Baron, Author/Deadly Visions
  Executive Producer, Boomers The Musical

Now, its my turn.

You'll get a  belly laugh.  (Which is much much better than a chuckle)
You'll never know Mason's secret plan if you don't. (I hate not knowing)
You'll learn what a "tar nation" is.
You'll find out what Edna did to her little brother.
You'll learn how to cheat in a clod fight.
You'll gain insight as to why younger brothers should curb their temper.
You'll learn how to set a bear trap.  (You'll also learn one of the drawbacks of setting bear traps)

It's a great gift for the person who has everything. (It's much better than fruitcake.)
You can read it to your children.
You can read it to your parents.
Christmas is just around the corner, and it makes a great inexpensive gift.
(If you have as many gifts to buy as I do you'll appreciate that.)

You can get it autographed.  (It's a first edition.)

"Mason Bricklin" may be purchased on this site by clicking the following links:
  Order an Autographed Copy Today,  Amazon,  Amazon.co.uk,
  Barnes & Noble, Froogle, PublishAmerica
(You'll be glad you did.)

You can take it anywhere.
I doesn't cost extra to carry on a plane.

You can read it on the plane.
You can read it in the plain.
You can read it while commuting. (Let others drive.)
You can read it while you're tooting.
(Sorry, but I got caught up in the poetic feel of the thing.)

It's low-fat.
It has fewer calories than yogurt.  (If you try to eat it - it's a great source of wood fiber.)
(Did I mention you can purchase a copy of "Mason Bricklin" on this website?)
It's getting great reviews. 
An autographed copy of Mason Bricklin is a unique gift.  (Great for business gift giving too.)

Those who buy an autographed copy of Mason Bricklin in the month of November, will receive a free year's subscription to the Mason Bricklin Newsletter.  Each quarterly issue will contain:

• A previously unpublished Mason Bricklin short story.
• A family friendly article
• A section for reader feedback
• The inaugural issue will be autographed by J-me and will be sent with your autographed copy of "Mason Bricklin."

Avoid the Christmas rush, buy your copy today!

And the last but not least reason to buy "Mason Bricklin" is:

Drum Roll Please

It might possibly be the best humor book you'll ever read.
  (Buy the book; you decide.)

Thank you for your time.