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Julie Donner Andersen
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Welcome to your WOW (Wife Of a Widower) and GOW (Girlfriend Of a Widower) home on the web...and your #1 source of midlife humor!!
Whether you are dating a widower or are married to one, your life has changed dramatically. Not surprisingly, the life of a WOW or GOW is unlike any other.
Being the wife of a widower is not easy, and since there was nothing on the bookstore shelves to help me when I was about to marry a widower, I decided to write a "survivor's guide" for present and future WOWs, based on my own real life experiences. My book, "PAST: Perfect! PRESENT: Tense! Insights From One Woman's Journey As The Wife of a Widower" is a ForeWord Magazine "Book Of The Year 2003" finalist, and is available through all online book retailers and publisher iUniverse.com.
Then I entered midlife, had a baby, and decided to again write from experience - this time with humor. My illustrated humor book about midlife and parenting - entitled "PARENTALLY INSANE: Insights From The Edge...of Midlife!" - was released in 2004 by Publish America and is available for purchase via the publishers' website, Amazon.com, and BarnesAndNoble.com (see links below). This book was chosen as a finalist in the humour category for ForeWord Magazine's "Book Of The Year 2004" awards.
And that's why I write - to inspire, support, connect, and...laugh!
My website is going through some big changes, which is why I have temporarily suspended the monthly newsletter. Please hang in there with me...it will be back very soon on the new site!
Accomplishments:
Finalist (genre: humour); ForeWord Magazine's "Book of the Year Awards 2004" for "Parentally Insane: Insights From The Edge...of Midlife!"
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Finalist (genre: self help); ForeWord Magazine's "Book Of The Year Awards 2003" for "PAST: Perfect! PRESENT: Tense!".
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Winner of "Humor And Life, In Particular" website's "Best Short Humor" contest for Spring 2003. See winning submission at:
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Gallery/4111/dandersen.html
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Julie's freelance articles can be seen in over 200 websites internationally! Just do a search for "Julie Donner Andersen" in Google.com for more!
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Julie's articles can also be seen in such print publications as Family Digest magazine, Metro Seven magazine (Australia), and Golden Living Magazine.
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Books

|  | Parentally Insane: Insights From The Edge of Midlife by Julie Donner Andersen Recently nominated as a finalist in ForeWord Magazine's distinguished "Book of the Year 2004 Awards"!!
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"Wear your girdle over your straight jacket with pride".
Laugh along with tired, middle aged mom Julie Donner Andersen as she highlights the perks and problems faced by women over 40 whose kids are forcing her into the Funny Farm....
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Short Stories
 The Promise by Julie Donner Andersen Excerpted from the upcoming novel, "I''ll Always Be With You: Memoirs of a Mother''s Love" by Julie Donner Andersen.
~Julie is also the author of the self-help guide, "PAST: Perfect! PRESENT...
A Dream That You Wish by Julie Donner Andersen The big things in life are the little things.
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Happy Birthday, My Son by Julie Donner Andersen An open letter to my son, who turns 15 this April.
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Portrait of a Triangle by Julie Donner Andersen From the author of the new blockbuster "PAST: Perfect! PRESENT: Tense! Insights From One Woman''s Journey As The Wife of a Widower" (iUniverse, Inc.)...
Midlife Mom's Beauty Tips by Julie Donner Andersen *...
Aren't You Ready YET?! by Julie Donner Andersen Wives always get the blame when couples are late for functions. But in reality, it''s the HUSBANDS who hog the bathroom...and all the hot water!...
You Think You Had A Hard Day? by Julie Donner Andersen Excerpted from the book "Parentally Insane: Insights From The Edge..of Midlife!" by Julie Donner Andersen....
Speaking With The Heart by Julie Donner Andersen Sometimes, you just have to read between the lines.
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The Ones Who Need You The Most by Julie Donner Andersen The power of a mother''s prayer is a mighty thing!
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Mental Male Parentals by Julie Donner Andersen What kind of dad are you?...
Just The Way You Are?!?! by Julie Donner Andersen Midlife Wife loves her Midlife Man just the way he is, but his weird idioscrasies are enough to drive her to the Funny Farm, says Julie Donner Andersen, author of "Parentally Insane: Insights From Th...
Happy Birthday, Sweet 16! by Julie Donner Andersen Written as an open letter to my oldest daughter on her birthday....
Pass The Coffee And No One Gets Hurt by Julie Donner Andersen Welcome to my morning.
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Rudolph And The Shrink by Julie Donner Andersen The REAL story behind the song is finally revealed! ...
Beauty Shop Bitties by Julie Donner Andersen Every woman knows where to get the best gossip. Now it's time to reveal the secret - to the men....
When Are You Due? by Julie Donner Andersen Has middle aged bloat turned you into a middle aged parade float? Then commiserate with Julie Donner Andersen, author of the upcoming illustrated humor book, "Parentally Insane: Insights From The Edg...
The Ego Has Landed by Julie Donner Andersen Flirty? Sensitive? Nahhh, it's just Midlife Man's new contacts, says Julie Donner Andersen, author of "Parentally Insane: Insights from The Edge...of Midlife!"...
America - I Miss You! by Julie Donner Andersen Patriotism is a part of your soul...and can never be replaced.
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Of Fruit And Friendship by Julie Donner Andersen ...
Jesus Is My Blankie by Julie Donner Andersen What a friend we have in Jesus!
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The Counsellor by Julie Donner Andersen "I will never leave you nor forsake you." (Hebrews 13:5)...
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Poetry
 Just Love Her by Julie Donner Andersen *For my Chelsea...
The Mansions Of Heaven by Julie Donner Andersen *John 14:2...."In my Father''s house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you."
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Seeking Perfect Peace by Julie Donner Andersen
Artist of My Soul by Julie Donner Andersen
The God In Me by Julie Donner Andersen On Christ, the solid rock,
I stand.
All other ground
Is sinking sand.
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Almighty God, Because Of Who You Are... by Julie Donner Andersen *...
The Great Pretender by Julie Donner Andersen
Sticks And Stones by Julie Donner Andersen Words DO hurt, and the pain from this kind of child abuse can last a lifetime....
It's So Strange Now by Julie Donner Andersen
Marital Rhapsody by Julie Donner Andersen
HAPPY NEW YEAR! by Julie Donner Andersen
Whose Life Is It Anyway, Ladies? by Julie Donner Andersen
A Family Is... by Julie Donner Andersen *...
A Prayer For My Husband by Julie Donner Andersen
A Mother's Moment by Julie Donner Andersen Julie Donner Andersen with Chelsea Sue Andersen, the love of her life...
Did You Feel The Way I Felt Today? by Julie Donner Andersen
Twas a Politically Correct Christmas by Julie Donner Andersen I don''t know who wrote this - it wasn''t me; I received it in an e-mail today - but I thought is was fabulous...and sadly, so true.
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Dear Mr. President by Julie Donner Andersen
The Angels of Christmas by Julie Donner Andersen They''re all around us. :)
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Journeys by Julie Donner Andersen *For Lindsay...
Joseph Was A Stepdad by Julie Donner Andersen
A Child's Christmas Prayer by Julie Donner Andersen In this poem, a child talks to God - and He responds - on the birthday of His Son, Jesus.
By Julie Donner Andersen, author of "Parentally Insane: Insights From The Edge...Of Midlife!"...
Home For The Holidays by Julie Donner Andersen
Then By Now by Julie Donner Andersen
Every Now And Then by Julie Donner Andersen *...
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Articles
 Why Are We Afraid To Ask “The Tough Questions”? by Julie Donner Andersen Some wives of widowers battle things unseen...and unspoken. But if the answers to the tough questions are only a spouse away, what are we so afraid of?
By Julie Donner Andersen, author of "P...
Are You A Grief Enabler? by Julie Donner Andersen Wives and girlfriends of widowers are queens of patience, tolerance, sympathy, and compassion, but are our acts of kindness only serving to enable our mate’s grief even further?...
The "Fits And Starts" of Dating a Widower by Julie Donner Andersen Does your previously widowed boyfriend sometimes emotionally withdraw from your relationship? Read what Julie Donner Andersen, author of "PAST: Perfect! PRESENT: Tense! Insights From One Woman''s Jo...
Crabby People by Julie Donner Andersen Sick and tired of negative people? Join author Julie Donner Andersen ("PAST: Perfect! PRESENT: Tense! Insights From One Woman''s Journey as the Wife of a Widower" and "Parentally Insane: Insights F...
Patty Perfect by Julie Donner Andersen The Stepford Wives have got NOTHING on these women, according to Julie Donner Andersen, award-winning author of "Parentally Insane: Insights From The Edge...of Midlife!"...
Lance Romance's Valentine's Day Guide for Men by Julie Donner Andersen *From the upcoming humour book, "Lance Romance in His Underpants: A Woman's Guide to 'Guy Things'", by Julie Donner Andersen....
Rebuttal to John Cleese Letter To America by Julie Donner Andersen American author and humorist Julie Donner Andersen fires back at the famous comedian''s satirical essay flaming America.
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Look, But Don't Touch by Julie Donner Andersen *...
Why Is He Scratching There? AKA: Take Me Out To The Ball Game by Julie Donner Andersen Award winning humor author Julie Donner Andersen explains "repositioning" from a female perspective....
Keep It Down, Already!! by Julie Donner Andersen My quest for world peace starts with my minivan....
Moving On" and "Letting Go": Are They The Same? by Julie Donner Andersen Award winning author and grief specialist Julie Donner Andersen discusses the vital differences....
Sex And The Busy Mom by Julie Donner Andersen 10 Tips to Help You "Get Busy"!...
The Last Acceptable Prejudice by Julie Donner Andersen Justice for ALL? Not for a small but ever increasing population of Americans....
Veggie Genders by Julie Donner Andersen Ever wonder if vegetables had genders? Julie Donner Andersen, author of the upcoming humor book "Parentally Insane: Insights From The Edge...of Midlife!" has the answers!!...
An Ohio Yankee In The Great White North by Julie Donner Andersen From the author of the hilarious book, "Parentally Insane: Insights From The Edge of Midlife"...
A Name by Any Other Rosie by Julie Donner Andersen What''s in a name? Plenty, says humour writer Julie Donner Andersen, author of "Parentally Insane: Insights From The Edge...of Midlife!"...
Girls Are Aliens Without Wahoos by Julie Donner Andersen Excerpted from the award winning humour book, "Parentally Insane: Insights From The Edge...of Midlife!" by Julie Donner Andersen....
Spam: It's A Guy Thing by Julie Donner Andersen Whether it''s grey meat or unwanted e-mail, it exists because it''s making some people verrrrry happy....
I Am A Christian - DEAL With it! by Julie Donner Andersen
Intolerance of faith (one in particular) is spreading like wildfire...and we Christians are the new target.
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Enough Already! by Julie Donner Andersen Will the widower in your life ever stop memorializing his late wife?...
Second Time's the Charm by Julie Donner Andersen Sometimes, letting a child quit is music to her ears.
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Whatever Happened to Dating? by Julie Donner Andersen Maybe the idea is as antiquated as whalebone corsets, but whatever happened to dating?...
Taking The "I Love You" Leap of Faith by Julie Donner Andersen Pay attention, ladies…The “rules” of falling in love with a widower who is new to the dating world are a bit different than any others you have ever known before!
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The 10 Commandments for Ebay Buyers And Sellers by Julie Donner Andersen *...
They're Gonna Do It Anyway! by Julie Donner Andersen Oh really? Not so, says author Julie Donner Andersen....
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News
 Newest humor story by Julie Donner Andersen published by Canadian Content.com! by Julie Donner Andersen To view story in its entirety, go to http://www.canadiancontent.ca/articles/120103ohioyankee.html...
New Website For Remarriage Features Julie Donner Andersen by Julie Donner Andersen "A 10 Step Guide To Marrying A Widower", by Julie Donner Andersen, featured on new website for second marriages called "GettingRemarried.com"....
Parentally Insane" Chosen as Finalist for ForeWord Magazine Award by Julie Donner Andersen Julie Donner Andersen's humour book about midlife, parenting, and marriage takes its first step toward a major literary award....
Julie Donner Andersen Book Chosen As Finalist in Foreword Magazine's 2003 Book Of The Year Awards by Julie Donner Andersen For verification of fact, please go to the following link: http://www.forewordmagazine.net...
Julie Donner Andersen Featured at Christian Mirror Publications website by Julie Donner Andersen The webzine for Christian women recently featured Julie''s article, "What My Widowed Husband Has Taught Me"....
Writer's Vision website hires Julie Donner Andersen as their new humor columnist by Julie Donner Andersen Click on this link to see the first column installment: http://www.geocities.com/rosebud0310/HUMORCOLUMN.html...
Julie Donner Andersen wins "Best Short Humor" contest by Julie Donner Andersen To view the winning submission, go to
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Gallery/4111/dandersen.html...
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| Amazon
Both of Julie's books can be purchased here! Just search author's name or book titles.
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Publish America, LLTD.
Click this link to order Julie's illustrated humour book "Parentally Insane: Insights From The Edge...of Midlife!" from the publisher, Publish America, LLTD.
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iUniverse, Inc.
Julie's publisher (for her book "PAST: Perfect! PRESENT: Tense!"), where you can order her book for wives and girlfriends of widowers!
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Barnes And Noble
Purchase both of Julie's books at the online site of the world's largest bookstore!
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| Known in writing circles as Canada's premier humor writer, Julie is widely considered "the new Erma Bombeck" (see reviews below for "Parentally Insane: Insights From The Edge Of Midlife - a ForeWord Magazine "Book of the Year 2004 Award" finalist! )!
“From the first page to the last, “Parentally Insane: Insights From The Edge Of Midlife” is a winner! Readers of Andersen’s first book, "Past: Perfect! Present: Tense! Insights from One Woman’s Journey as the Wife of a Widower" (iUniverse, Inc.), know that her keen eye for detail and refusal to let controversy stand in her way make her one of the few new writers of note who actual have something original and unique to say.
Equal parts Erma Bombeck and Gloria Steinem, Andersen has collected here an anthology of essays, musings, and anecdotes that read more like a gathering of old friends than the printed word. You’ll hear yourself in every line…that is, in between phone calls to your fellow members of the Midlife Moms Club to read entire passages - if not chapters - aloud!”
~ Rusty Fischer, contributing author/writer; Chicken Soup for the Romantic Soul (Health Communications 2003) and God Allows U-turns: A Woman’s Journey (Promise Press 2002).
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“You can reach into Julie Donner Andersen’s "Parentally Insane: Insights from the Edge of Midlife", pull out a sentence at random, and chances are it will be a one-liner to do a stand-up comedian proud. Andersen’s magic comes from her ability to string these pearls of wit and wisdom into cohesive paragraphs, knit the paragraphs seamlessly into chapters, and come up with a book that sparkles from beginning to end with honesty, insight, and a celebration of that mystical, magical kingdom called Midlife Motherhood.
Whether she is describing the messy bedrooms of her children or the competitive nature of spouses comparing their respective “bad days”, Andersen stands in the company of women like Erma Bombeck, Phyllis Diller, and Roseanne—women who, rather than sacrifice individuality in the search for a cookie-cutter perfect, “Martha Stewart-ish” existence, proudly turn the spotlight on the imperfections of their real lives to reveal the true beauty within.
"Parentally Insane" serves as a guide for those women who are entering mid-life motherhood; a joyful walk down memory lane for those who are exiting the other side; and both a warning and an enticement for those who are weighing the pros and cons of such a life choice. For everyone else, it is a delightful, entertaining read!”
~ Betty Davenport Tesh, author of Future Perfect (1st Books Library, Inc.)
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“Life is too short to take subjects like husbands, kids, teenagers, and menopause so seriously ALL of the time. So if you're disposed to stopping and smelling the roses, let author Julie Donner Andersen along on your adventure. At midlife, past it, or think it'll never happen, "Parentally Insane: Insights From The Edge of Midlife" has something to make you laugh, cry, or stand and cheer. After all, who can't use a little more insight, or at the very least a little more laughter, to make your stay on this mudball worth the while?”
~ Bob Drews, author of the fiction novels Sandman and Derby Day (iUniverse Inc.)
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“In all my 40-something years I have never read anything that made me actually giggle out loud as often as I did while reading "Parentally Insane: Insights From The Edge of Midlife"! It is a masterpiece of daring truths and family hilarity. Once I started reading, I just couldn't stop! I read the whole thing with ridiculous tears of laughter streaming down my cheeks-or maybe they were tears of relief that my family wasn't the ONLY weird one in the world! What an absolutely delightful book! This should be a mandatory gift on Mother's Day!”
~Kristi Sayles, author of The Day I Woke Up As An Ostrich - An Odd Collection for Christians (SynergEbooks, 2001) and creator of "Instant Query Letter" software http://www.instantqueryletter.com.
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Calling “PARENTALLY INSANE” funny is like calling the Atlantic Ocean a puddle, the Grand Canyon a hole in the ground, and Mount Everest a hill.
From her opening salvo to her last sentence, Julie Donner Andersen holds the reader hostage in a prison constructed of gut busting, laugh out loud, slice of life humor reminiscent of Mark Twain, Will Rogers and Charlie Chaplin.
Andersen gives us a rib-tickling glimpse into the life of a mother approaching middle age who is trying to deal with the frantic life surrounding not only teenagers but toddlers as well. To do that well is a monumental task, but Andersen also throws in the wider circle of family life as each of its members interacts with the others. Entries such as “I Am Queen of My Castle (And My Subjects Are Royal Pains)” and “PMS, GYNs, And All That Crotch Rot” fill the book with promises of enjoyment by the reader, and Andersen does not disappoint the reader with broken promises.
All in all, this is an enjoyable romp through family life with all the veneer stripped off. Andersen shows us the family as it really is: dysfunctional, yet loving.
I thoroughly enjoyed reading this book from cover to cover. It took me a little longer than I expected to finish it because of the numerous times I stopped to laugh out loud or wipe away tears of laughter before continuing.
In my opinion, "PARENTALLY INSANE: Insights From The Edge...of Midlife!" is more than worth the price. It shows great wit, insightfulness, and family love. This book would make the idea present for almost everyone.
~Barbara Ann (Bobbie) Duffy, author of “Songs of Survival: Life is a Journey” (Bad Dragon Press)
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Special thanks to Derek & Joy Steele, the world's best illustrators! (Visit the Steele's website at www.steelestudios.com!) |
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