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Mark M Lichterman
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“Would you like to have Santa come down your filthy chimney?” was the heading on a flyer I made for my company “The Flue Bug Chimney Sweep” in 1982 that became the thought that prompted my writing of The Climbing Boy.
As tedious as writing, re-writing and self-editing may be, I found these to be the simple, the fun, the enjoyable parts of writing.
In 1984, after finishing the rewriting and self-editing, I began the task of finding an agent or a publisher for "The Climbing Boy" and The Writer’s Market became my bible
After hundreds upon hundreds of queries, each including a "SASSE", a self -addressed, self stamped envelope (this was before my time with computers), and after receiving hundreds upon hundreds of rejections, I discovered the Catch-22 of the publishing industry: agents will not look at a new writer unless he/she has been published, and publishers will not look at a new writer unless he/she has an agent.
But I had discovered that writing had become a very enjoyable and important part of my life, so as I continued to look for an agent or a publisher for The Climbing Boy, in 1986 I began Captain Midnight and the Toothpaste Thief, which I later renamed Becoming.
Lo and behold, after twenty-two years of trying, and nearly giving up, Metropolis Ink agreed to publish The Climbing Boy and, four years later, Becoming.
Thank you Kurt and David for taking Zachariah, Mitchell and their worlds out of the dark box they had lived in for twenty-two years.
And now, with my publisher promising to publish, after a ten year writers block I am in the process of completing my next novel, "The Hole Digger" which is the sequel to Becoming.
My reviews for Becoming
Wonderfully well written it paints a life picture at times through eyes of both humor and disappointment. I was reared in the rural south but this work transcends ethnic and geographic boundaries so that we can easily identify with Mitch, especially in his quest to lose his virginity. Mark's wit and great sense of humor comes through in a style that holds ones attention long after putting down his book. You just know this has to be Mark's story and that of those who experienced life with him. This is indeed a book worth reading for the sheer enjoyment of remembering the way we were and those people who made it interesting.
Renetta Randy
Nashvill, Tn
"As one raised in a Chicago neighborhood around the same time Lichterman grew up in his, I found this coming-of-age novel very reminiscent of my own childhood and adolescence. However, to enjoy this book, one needn't be from Chicago (or Peoria, for that matter), nor a child of the same era. The scenes, characters, experiences, relationships, conversations and events in this book are vividly and brilliantly depicted in a way that will awaken fond, fearful, and passionate memories in the reader fortunate enough to acquire this gem of a book. It is a poignant, humorous and timeless tale that moves along at a satisfying pace." -J. Magoun
Thousand Oaks, CA
"You just know the author either lived next door or maybe on the next block `cause
that's the way things were growing up in the late 30s, 40s and into the `50s. There was no TV showing "things" or a computer to "Google" what a boy needs to know. It was just day-to-day wonderment and exasperation to face.
The story was so close to my younger years that I started to bet myself that he would add other happenings of my life, and he sometimes did.
Oh! The fun, anger, bitter joys of your growing years that the author brought back."
-David Wilkins
Newbury Park, CA
"Fantastic!!! I couldn't put the book down. The author has a way of making you feel everything his characters are going through. What a delightful trip through growing up when times were much less threatening. I wish this would have been published when I was growing up."
-Bonnie Northcott
Westlake Vlg, CA
"I realize that most people will enjoy the setting of the book, and that it will bring back memories, but this is actually a timeless subject. It's about growing up and, mainly, learning how the opposite sex -- boys -- deal with girls. But it's also learning that your parents are human. These subjects will go on till the end of time. Mark is very adept at revealing to women how their husbands and sons think. And it's nice to know that they are just as scared and inquisitive about us as we are about them."
-Dona V. Cunningham
Westlake Vlg, CA
"Loved the book. It brought me back to an earlier
time and I loved being there as "a fly on the wall." I found it easy to empathize with Mitchell. He gave me great insight into "coming of age" from the prospective of a boy. I wish I could have read it when I was growing up...could have let me understand that those "cool" boys were just as insecure as I. A must for us old folks and certainly a good read for everyone!"
-Joyce Black
Los Angeles, CA
My Reviews for The Climbing Boy:
"Mark Lichterman wrote an excellent book. I truly believe that Disney or Pixar studios should do an animation movie of the book. It would make a great film that would appeal to both adults and children. I hope he writes more books in the future." -Carter McIntyre
Winnetka, CA
"Loved it, best book I have read in years. A friend told me about it and loaned me a copy. Whatever I say would not begin to do it justice. Buy it or if necessary borrow it but read it and enjoy. I'm sure you will as I did, want it in your permanent collection. Mark is a true artist and I look forward to his next work"
-Don Davey Carmel, CA
"This 'feel good' tale by Mark Lichterman, a relatively unknown, but upcoming author, is way more than just another Christmas story. It is a classic description of the London chimney sweeping trade, brought to life by superb characterization of its main players. The reader immediately bonds with Zachariah, an eight year old child, who you want to bring home, bathe, feed, clothe and just cuddle. He will steal your heart while other feelings of anger, rage and resentment arise from the provocative personality of William Johnson, the boy's Master. Lichterman, in expert fashion, weaves a very twisted, intertwining yarn that has you holding your breath until the very end. This book is a must read. "
-Bruce Berger Westlake Vlg, CA
Birth Place: Chicago, IL USA
Accomplishments: Achievements?
My greatest achievement--other than being the father of four great kids and the grandfather of five great kids--is that I never fully gave up, even though it took twenty-four years to bring life to the people of my two novels and light to their worlds.... Mark
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Short Stories
 1953 #1: Duty Stations by Mark M Lichterman Careful, some coarse language here
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“Two last orders! If you ever see us again,” cocking his head, Slattery motioned to Conroy and Gustand, “don’t salute ...
Christmas Eve, 1952 by Mark M Lichterman On his third visit to the U.S.O., when the record player began a slow one, without asking, she had taken him by the hand, pulled him to his feet and onto the floor and… What could he do—be rude?...
Nadine 2: Geriatric Romance by Mark M Lichterman Following Nadine my mind was shifting from, do we get undressed? Do I treat Nadine like...? Frankly I couldn’t remember the last time I was being led by the hand to a lady’s bedroom. ...
Nadine1:Geriatric Romance by Mark M Lichterman
Her eyes on me again, my eyes meeting her eyes, “I miss a man,” she said emotively, “I miss being held by a man and the feeling of a man’s body next to me, and....” Her eyes shifting away,...
1952#15: 58Years Are Past by Mark M Lichterman November 15, 1952
Going outside without his coat, the cold wind pressing his shirt and jeans to his chest and legs, Mitchell walked beyond the comparative shelter of barracks 7 to w...
1952 #14: Letters by Mark M Lichterman Taking the blue envelope flap from his wallet—where Susan had written her phone number, and that he had later written her address—Mitchell addressed the envelope, wrote his return address on the corne...
1952 #13: Dungarees by Mark M Lichterman Caution, some rough language here!
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The men of Company Seven considered Chief Petty Officer Slattery the personification of the salty Coast Guard lifer, an...
1952 #12: Boot by Mark M Lichterman Careful, some coarse language here.
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“I’m the boss here! But when I’m not around,” jerking his thumb towards the man in the jeans, “this is Gunners Mate Sec...
1952 #11: Orders by Mark M Lichterman Careful, some raw language here.
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As always, Mitchell’s thoughts came back to Susan, and he philosophized: At any time you can turn a corner, or cro...
1952 #10: Four Years by Mark M Lichterman So far, the only things that had impressed him about Wright Junior College were the abundance of good-looking girls, and that the students were allowed to smoke in designated areas within the building...
1952 #9: Canadian Club by Mark M Lichterman Sneaking a half—not in a very optimistic mood—Sneaking a half empty bottle of Canadian Club from Walter’s liquor cabinet, at 11:30 that night he drove to Talman Avenue, parked in a tight, but perfectl...
1952 #8:Castle of Sand by Mark M Lichterman Taking hold of her chin, turning her face in his direction so he might see her eyes, “Sue, right there, right then, when your dad started grilling me about my average and my goals, I promised myself t...
1952 #7: Kind'a Sex by Mark M Lichterman But, true to her code of ethics, just as she’d never touch him there… with her hand, or allow him to touch her there… with his hand—as much as Susan truly wanted him to, and truly wanted to do herself...
1/5/52 # 6: Sexy Elbows by Mark M Lichterman Careful, gets a bit expletive here.
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As difficult as it was, although he was, oh, so sorely tempted to do so, Mitchell, though, true to his word—outside o...
12/8/51 #5: Tangled Web by Mark M Lichterman “You meet a girl you say you love, and suddenly college—and not just any college, but the Rochester Institute of Technology—becomes the most important thing in your life! And I’m to pay for it?”...
12/51 to 9/52#4: At 1st Sight by Mark M Lichterman “This is crazy. We just met each other, today. This is the first time we’ve been out together, or, for that matter, now’s first time we’re even alone.” Stopping, looking out the window, collecting his...
12/51 to 9/52 #3: Seeing Susan by Mark M Lichterman Crystals of melted snow sparkling in his dark-brown hair, his cold, flushed complexion caused his eyes to appear even greener and, her breath catching in her throat, Mitchell’s features were more allu...
12/51 to 9/52 #2: Phoning Susan by Mark M Lichterman “ ‘When you get to know me better,’ huh?” he repeated, understanding, possibly for the first time in his life, what a girl really, maybe, means when she says something: She wants us to know each other...
12/51 to 9/52#1:Encounter: Susan by Mark M Lichterman If he were alone, most probably he’d have finished his sundae and with a long backward glance left the store. But now, with his father at his side, Mitchell felt compelled, first, because he was absol...
1951 #13: Intercourse & Jesus by Mark M Lichterman Careful! Visually erotic scene here
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Realizing how close she’d just come to "going all the way", relieved that she hadn’t. Relieved that Mitchell had the ...
1951 #12: Soufflés’n’sex by Mark M Lichterman “Emmm,” moving her mouth to his ear, “don’t threaten me.” Her tongue flicking his ear, “Why don’t you try it and find out.”
Feeling the warmth of her sultry voice, shuddering again from the s...
1951 #11: Passion Pit by Mark M Lichterman Careful, a wee bit of sex here. Well, maybe not a "wee bit."
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“Umm.” Savoring the feel of the soft, round breast in one hand as he squeezed and released ...
1951 #10: Farm Girl by Mark M Lichterman “An’ let my folks know I smoke? Anyway, It’s a hell of a lot cheaper smokin’ yours.” Pulling a cigarette from the pack, putting it between his lips, “Hey, you dick, how’s ’bout a light?”
Fl...
1951 #9: Knobs by Mark M Lichterman Turning the air pressure up, speeding the presses, making a game of it, the two boys completed about as much work in four hours as three full-time men did in eight hours. They did get complaints, thou...
1951 # 8: Gentile Eyes by Mark M Lichterman Sandra and most of the class picked up on his interest, and she felt flattered that this handsome new boy was interested in her and so responded with like friendliness. When she spoke to him, though, ...
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Poetry
 Damn The People! by Mark M Lichterman
An oddity by Mark M Lichterman
Sweet Lips by Mark M Lichterman
Her Name by Mark M Lichterman
By His Own Hand by Mark M Lichterman
A Lost Love Letter by Mark M Lichterman The following is a recently found letter to one of my best friends from his wife that passed away three years ago.
At the time of her death, Gene and Rosemary had been married for fifty-two y...
To Wordlessly Contain by Mark M Lichterman
Not A Poet by Mark M Lichterman Dedicated to Jerry Pat Bolton who struck the flint bringing this spark of a remembrance forward....
Passion Spent by Mark M Lichterman
Dear Friend by Mark M Lichterman
Waiting in Line by Mark M Lichterman
A Gray Day by Mark M Lichterman
The Lady in Line by Mark M Lichterman
Do I pretend? by Mark M Lichterman
We Who Write by Mark M Lichterman We, you and me,
we who write.
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A Moral Answer by Mark M Lichterman
Delicate Subject Here: PG Rated by Mark M Lichterman Women, or those easily offended,
delicate subject here, so go away!
Thanks for the inspiration... You know who I mean.
Wonder how many men will respond to this leaving their name.
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I Am Racist!!! by Mark M Lichterman
Four! She Wants Four! by Mark M Lichterman
So Far From Me by Mark M Lichterman
Categorically Stated! by Mark M Lichterman
For I Am A Man by Mark M Lichterman
As Shadows on a Wall by Mark M Lichterman
Writer’s Dilemma: Friends Lie by Mark M Lichterman
Sarah Palin: A Real Lady! by Mark M Lichterman
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Articles
 Go, Sarah, Go! by Mark M Lichterman You have just read the truth about Sarah Palin that sends the media, along with the democrat party, into a wild uncontrolled frenzy to discredit her. I guess they are only interested in skirt chasers,...
Obama Double Cross by Mark M Lichterman Speaking to you youngsters.
Well, at my age anyone under fifty is a youngster, but I want to speak to those of you that feel you’re young enough and healthy enough not to have to
pay for h...
A Funny Son of a Bitch! by Mark M Lichterman Originally submitted on 12/23/08
______________________________________Since the “Holey Underwear” incident, Kody hasn’t, so far as I know, eaten anything he shouldn’t have. Although I am still do...
Fact check on Factcheck.com by Mark M Lichterman Google... I think we can all agree that Google is non-partisan, so go to Google and punch in Barack Hussein Obama. ...
Goodbye USA by Mark M Lichterman Olsen also believes that if congress grants amnesty and citizenship to the twenty million criminal invaders called illegals and if they vote, we can say goodbye to the United States of America in less...
Worst Presidental Decision by Mark M Lichterman Obama is justifying his decision because if the 9/11 terrorists killed civilians, then, to his way of thinking, they ought to be tried as civilians....
Why Lou Dobbs no longer at CNN by Mark M Lichterman Remember this is CNN and not Fox News
Takes a few seconds to download, but well worth it. ...
Three Trillion Dollars! by Mark M Lichterman Fully implemented the cost of this snatch will be an unbelievable, ready for this, the cost of this will be an unbelievable three trillion dollars! ...
A Becoming Review by Mark M Lichterman I had the privilege to read a book called "Becoming" by Mark Lichterman, one of our AD members. His short, rather explicit, stories caught my attention and caused my curiosity to need the book. I can ...
To You Sluggards by Mark M Lichterman We, the people that have elected you are watching you, and this we promise! We’ll be seeing you at the next election!
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Fort Hood Article in New York Post by Mark M Lichterman What cowards we are. Political correctness killed those patriotic Americans at Ft. Hood as surely as the Islamist gunman did. And the media treat it like a case of non-denominational shoplifting. ...
Replacing Michelle by Mark M Lichterman In 2005, the hospital raised her salary from $120,000 to $317,000--nearly twice what her husband made as a Senator......
Professional Review of The Climbing Boy by Mark M Lichterman After reading the synopsis for Mark Lichterman’s THE CLIMBING BOY, I wasn’t really sure what to expect. I felt pretty certain the story would educate me on the dreadful working conditions of young orp...
Senior Sex by Mark M Lichterman Set the mood with lighting. Turn all the lights off because, let’s face it, you’re both old.
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Got A Gun? by Mark M Lichterman AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
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Letter to Obama by Mark M Lichterman The idea of "change" to the Democrats in government today has taken the form of a vicious hunger for supremacy, control, and dominance of the good
people of this nation.
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Fox News: The Truth by Mark M Lichterman The Fox News motto has always been, “Fair and Balanced” and the balance of commentators keep their opinions to themselves during the news segments, which certainly can not be said of other news outle...
What if it Were George W. Bush by Mark M Lichterman
What if it was George W. Bush that had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky? ...
Torture: Letter from an American Hero by Mark M Lichterman Torture: This is a letter from...
"Bud" Day, Medal Of Honor Recipient.
George Everett "Bud" Day(born February 24, 1925) is a retired U.S. Air Force Colonel and Command Pilot who served du...
In America? Never!! by Mark M Lichterman What if I had told you that Obama would travel to the Middle East, bow before the Saudi king, and repeatedly apologize for America 's past actions. That he would travel to Latin America where he woul...
Apocalyptic Literature. by Mark M Lichterman How's this for apocalyptic literature.? This was written by a pastor's wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current events. It is brilliant....
A Harridan, Nag, by Mark M Lichterman Barbara Boxer is a New York Carpetbagger
who got into office when the late corrupt Democrat Sen. Allen Cranston was booted out of office....
Fireplace Safety by Mark M Lichterman It's that time of the year again, so here's some good advice from one that has been a Chimney Sweep since 1980...
Obama's Figured Out by Mark M Lichterman The American people in their unimaginable kindness and trust voted for a pig in a poke in 2008. They wanted so much to believe Barack Obama was somehow better and different from other ultra-leftists t...
Nobel Sham by Mark M Lichterman Can any one? Can any one say what Obama has really accomplished? Not what he may accomplish, but what he has really accimplished?
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News
 Book Fair. Who's coming? by Mark M Lichterman We read each other and critique each other, so how nice it's going to be for some of us to meet each other....
Article in Ventura County Star 8/17/08 by Mark M Lichterman A story that starts in 1939 with a 5-year-old child and ends in 1955 is the premise of the second book by 74-year-old Mark Lichterman of Westlake Village, a professional chimney sweeper who writes nov...
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