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I'm so much more at home with my beautiful friend here than posing for you as I attempt to appear scholarly, worldy, and as a quintessential writer... As for writing, my writing keeps me in touch with my world as I knew it.

 Mark M Lichterman
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     “Would you like to have Santa come down your filthy chimney?” was the heading on a flyer I made for my company “The Flue Bug Chimney Sweep” in 1982 that became the thought that prompted my writing of The Climbing Boy.                   

      As tedious as writing, re-writing and self-editing may be, I found these to be the simple, the fun, the enjoyable parts of writing.

      In 1984, after finishing the rewriting and self-editing, I began the task of finding an agent or a publisher for "The Climbing Boy"  and The Writer’s Market became my bible

      After hundreds upon hundreds of queries, each including a "SASSE", a  self -addressed, self stamped envelope  (this was before my time with computers), and after receiving hundreds upon hundreds of rejections, I discovered the Catch-22 of the publishing industry: agents will not look at a new writer unless he/she has been published, and publishers will not look at a new writer unless he/she has an agent.

      But I had discovered that writing had become a very enjoyable and important part of my life, so as I continued to look for an agent or a publisher for The Climbing Boy, in 1986 I began Captain Midnight and the Toothpaste Thief, which I later renamed Becoming.

      Lo and behold, after twenty-two years of trying, and nearly giving up, Metropolis Ink agreed to publish The Climbing Boy and, four years later, Becoming.

      Thank you Kurt and David for taking Zachariah, Mitchell and their worlds out of the dark box they had lived in for twenty-two years.

      And now, with my publisher promising to publish, after a ten year writers block I am in the process of completing my next novel, "The Hole Digger" which is the sequel to Becoming.

My reviews for Becoming:

"As one raised in a Chicago neighborhood around the same time Lichterman grew up in his, I found this coming-of-age novel very reminiscent of my own childhood and adolescence. However, to enjoy this book, one needn't be from Chicago (or Peoria, for that matter), nor a child of the same era. The scenes, characters, experiences, relationships, conversations and events in this book are vividly and brilliantly depicted in a way that will awaken fond, fearful, and passionate memories in the reader fortunate enough to acquire this gem of a book. It is a poignant, humorous and timeless tale that moves along at a satisfying pace."                                         -J. Magoun
                                                    Thousand Oaks, CA


 "You just know the author either lived next door or maybe on the next block `cause
that's the way things were growing up in the late 30s, 40s and into the `50s. There was no TV showing "things" or a computer to "Google" what a boy needs to know. It was just day-to-day wonderment and exasperation to face.
The story was so close to my younger years that I started to bet myself that he would add other happenings of my life, and he sometimes did.
Oh! The fun, anger, bitter joys of your growing years that the author brought back."
                               -David Wilkins
                                Newbury Park, CA


"Fantastic!!! I couldn't put the book down. The author has a way of making you feel everything his characters are going through. What a delightful trip through growing up when times were much less threatening. I wish this would have been published when I was growing up."
                                -Bonnie Northcott
                                 Westlake Vlg, CA


"I realize that most people will enjoy the setting of the book, and that it will bring back memories, but this is actually a timeless subject. It's about growing up and, mainly, learning how the opposite sex -- boys -- deal with girls. But it's also learning that your parents are human. These subjects will go on till the end of time. Mark is very adept at revealing to women how their husbands and sons think. And it's nice to know that they are just as scared and inquisitive about us as we are about them."
                             -Dona V. Cunningham
                               Westlake Vlg, CA


"Loved the book. It brought me back to an earlier
time and I loved being there as "a fly on the wall." I found it easy to empathize with Mitchell. He gave me great insight into "coming of age" from the prospective of a boy. I wish I could have read it when I was growing up...could have let me understand that those "cool" boys were just as insecure as I. A must for us old folks and certainly a good read for everyone!"
                                  -Joyce Black
                                    Los Angeles, CA


My Reviews for The Climbing Boy:

"Mark Lichterman wrote an excellent book. I truly believe that Disney or Pixar studios should do an animation movie of the book. It would make a great film that would appeal to both adults and children. I hope he writes more books in the future."                        -Carter McIntyre
                                      Winnetka, CA


"Loved it, best book I have read in years. A friend told me about it and loaned me a copy. Whatever I say would not begin to do it justice. Buy it or if necessary borrow it but read it and enjoy. I'm sure you will as I did, want it in your permanent collection. Mark is a true artist and I look forward to his next work" 

-Don Davey   Carmel, CA

 "This 'feel good' tale by Mark Lichterman, a relatively unknown, but upcoming author, is way more than just another Christmas story. It is a classic description of the London chimney sweeping trade, brought to life by superb characterization of its main players. The reader immediately bonds with Zachariah, an eight year old child, who you want to bring home, bathe, feed, clothe and just cuddle. He will steal your heart while other feelings of anger, rage and resentment arise from the provocative personality of William Johnson, the boy's Master. Lichterman, in expert fashion, weaves a very twisted, intertwining yarn that has you holding your breath until the very end. This book is a must read. "  

    -Bruce Berger   Westlake Vlg, CA



Birth Place: Chicago, IL USA

Accomplishments: Achievements?
My greatest achievement--other than being the father of four great kids and the grandfather of five great kids--is that I never fully gave up, even though it took twenty-two years to bring life to the people of my two novels and light to their worlds.... Mark
     



Books

The Climbing Boy by Mark M Lichterman
A magical Christmas tale—deserves to become a classic. A dark but hopeful, riveting look at London society in the 1800s.” ...
  

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Becoming: A Chronicle of Metamorphosis by Mark M Lichterman
Becoming is a novel that may remind many of us of ourselves, way back then, when God's most mysterious creation was the opposite sex....
  

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Short Stories

Ebenezer
 by Mark M Lichterman
Fire, undeniably, is one of the worst possible disasters that might befall any household, and – superstition often having a basis in fact – if a house were to burn a...


Daisy Mae Rabinovitz
 by Mark M Lichterman
Earl laughed. “I ever tell you how Connie’s sister got her name?” “ ''How your girlfriend’s sister got her name’? Yeah, sure, putz; that’s all I want now, is to sit here and hear how yo...


beep beep beep
 by Mark M Lichterman
Two things happened on this day. One that affected no less than the future of the entire world... forever! ...


Peaches and Rosenberg
 by Mark M Lichterman
The loose, unbuttoned sleeve having worked its way to his elbow, looking at the motioning arm, beneath the white hair there he saw the faded blue numbers of a German concentration camp and though he d...


Mikey: A Hole Digger Extract
 by Mark M Lichterman
As a child and throughout puberty, Mitchell had felt as though he were a bother to his father, as though unloved by his father, as though he and his father were strangers living in the same house.

The Wand of the Youth God
 by Mark M Lichterman
When seeing Mitchell then, that way, subconsciously the beauty of his youth brought about the indisputable fact of her own age when Rhea admitted to herself, Jesus, I’m forty-five years old! And at th...


Jew Baiting: A Becoming Extract
 by Mark M Lichterman
“Ain’t no one here gonna help ya! Look at me when I talk to ya!” Looking at his friend, Al snickered. “Know what, Guido? I think you’re right! I think this here prick’s a fuckin’ Jew!”...


R Rated!! Longitude: North 41 Degrees, 42 Minutes 018 seconds
 by Mark M Lichterman
Warm water pleasantly streaming over her nude body, seeing through the distorted, semi-opaqueness of the shower curtain, as he came closer she saw the light hue of his flesh and the dark shade of the ...


j'ya ever see a girl's wha’ch’ma’call’it? : A Becoming extract
 by Mark M Lichterman
Mitch, don’t be such a dope! You know, their things! The only things that make girls different then guys is their chests an’ that they got different kinds of pissers than us. You ever wonder 'bout ’em...


He's a Marine?
 by Mark M Lichterman
Anyway, Melvin had never seen Dolly without her partial, and she got so drunk at our wedding that she had to go into the toilet to puke and while she was puking she flushed the toilet and...”

Pappy Yokum's Kickapoo Joy Juice
 by Mark M Lichterman
In his best American Indian Brave voice Mitchell told his wife: “Me go catch’em dinner!” However, never a fish eater, Marsha had answered – in her best Jewish American wife’s voice – “I ain’t eat...


R Rated: The Snake Man
 by Mark M Lichterman
Janice Kemblowski plowed into him, smashing Gordon against a brick wall and, not being too bashful, her forearm pressed to his throat, grabbing hold of his, albeit, now instantly deflated penis; hangi...


The Chader Caper: A Becoming Excerpt
 by Mark M Lichterman
Slightly overdeveloped for her age, Amy’s mother recently had her fitted with a training brassiere, which she proudly wore, so while most of the girls in her classes were breastless, or appeared to be...


Little Rock Nine, Sept. 1957: A Hole Digger extract
 by Mark M Lichterman
“Okay, so a bunch’a shvartzer kids want to go to a white high school! Well then, the bastards got to let ‘em go to a white school ‘cause Eisenhower said they gotta!” ...


Tales From The Tower 2: A Becoming excerpt
 by Mark M Lichterman
Rolling the bathing suit, using it as a pillow, the lady’s breasts flattening and laying to her sides, she lay back altogether naked: wonderfully, beautifully, altogether exposed, and… ...


A Prelude To Love: June 19, 1955; A Becoming extract
 by Mark M Lichterman
Speckled with fractured clouds, to the west the sky was ablaze with color: red, gold and purple. Tinting the city’s skyscrapers, the hues of the sunset reflected off their windows in a panorama of spa...


The Stranger: A Climbing Boy extract
 by Mark M Lichterman
“What’j’ya got boy?” Forcing his eyes from the boy’s eerily lit face, Johnson motioned to his hand. Zachariah turned his hand upward......


R rated Becoming extract: Chris, 1954
 by Mark M Lichterman
“Mitchie,” feeling his unrestrained penis prodding into her skirt, “uh,” momentarily forgetting what she wanted to say, forcing her nails into the flesh of his buttocks, “wait!” Pushing both hands aga...


A Bar Mitzvah Story: From Boy to Man; PG13 rated Becoming extcerpt
 by Mark M Lichterman
I shouldn’t have done that, he thought, God’ll punish me for doing that tonight! He did feel relaxed, though, as if the act of masturbation had drained him of apprehension and tension, which in fact, ...


The First Night : Dec. 21, 1955; A R rated Becoming extract
 by Mark M Lichterman
Marsha was the living embodiment of a thousand longing daydreams. Marsha was the hand-held, lingering remembrance of a thousand empty, passionate nights. ...


Republican 1st? Democrat1st? American First!
 by Mark M Lichterman
I am an American first, and until the Democratic party can come up with someone I can believe in – and at this time I do believe John McCain is the ...


The Hawker: A Becoming extract
 by Mark M Lichterman
If someone stopped to look at the jumble of second-hand slacks in the pushcart, or hesitated on his or her way past the pushcart, taking hold of his or her elbow, the boy had but one objective: to ste...


The Shlepper: A Hole Digger excerpt
 by Mark M Lichterman
This work was work beyond all comprehension of what he’d ever thought of as work and by the end of the first coffee break of this day he could hardly lift himself off the curb and, “Thank God!” by the...


Sex Education, 1944: A Becoming extract
 by Mark M Lichterman
He looked at Frank again, brought his face forward, closed his eyes and, “What’s the difference between, uh…” suddenly speaking quickly, the words jumbling together: “What’d girls use when they gott’a...


The Chimney Sweeps: A Climbing Boy Extract
 by Mark M Lichterman
Weighed down by the load he carried, his harsh breath coming in white plumes, panting, struggling to keep up with Johnson, Zachariah didn’t notice as a single coil of rope slipped off his shoulder, tr...



Articles

Read Before Voting!!
 by Mark M Lichterman
Another, I did not write this... But No matter what your political stance, or party, we ALL should be aware of the following information ...


Palin Wins Big With A Reagan-Like Flair
 by Mark M Lichterman
PALIN WINS BIG WITH A REAGAN-LIKE FLAIR By DICK MORRIS & EILEEN MCGANN Published in the The New York Post on October 3, 2008 ...


Palin Wins Big With A Reagan-Like Flair
 by Mark M Lichterman
PALIN WINS BIG WITH A REAGAN-LIKE FLAIR By DICK MORRIS & EILEEN MCGANN Published in the The New York Post on October 3, 2008 ...


Dean & Presley
 by Mark M Lichterman
Coast Guard Cutter Halfmoon: Ocean Patrol, September 30, 1955 R Rated for language, with my apologies for the use of a certain word. ...


Military Humor: R rated for language
 by Mark M Lichterman
“Charlie-Zebra-One from Charlie-Zebra-Two… No, we ain’t doin’ no war dance, but, Parminter, uh”—not knowing the word defecate and rather sure the word poop wasn’t exactly U.S. Army issue—“hadda shit… ...


Scuttlebutt: R rated for language.
 by Mark M Lichterman
Before this weekend was over, the first and second battalions of the 33rd Division, U.S. National Guard, consisting of approximately four thousand enlisted men, officers and equipment, will arrive and...


Coast Guard Cutter Halfmoon: The Storm
 by Mark M Lichterman
With a shuddering crash, the prow struck, submerged, and flung a sheet of water backwards, dousing the shivering lookout on the flying bridge, sending driblets of cold water down the back of his foul-...


Me?
 by Mark M Lichterman
I am still a Jew and my two brothers are Jews and apparently, at least for one of my brothers, we, as Jews, are still genetically programmed to be Democrats. ...


Superstition: Basis in fact
 by Mark M Lichterman
Fire, undeniably, is one of the worst possible disasters that might befall any household, and – superstition often having a basis in fact – if a house were to burn and along with it all of the inhabit...


Tower of Babble
 by Mark M Lichterman
Added to the mishmash of talk from around the world, and beyond, came a host of new languages spoken of, by, and between the kids: There is Ig-pay-atan-lay—Pig Latin. There is Kraflin Karp—Franklin Pa...


Misconceptions and Prejudice
 by Mark M Lichterman
The previous space housing a single family of three, four, five or six people became the spaces for two, three or even four families. ...


Misconceptions and Prejudice
 by Mark M Lichterman
The previous space housing a single family of three, four, five or six people became the spaces for two, three or even four families. ...


The Climbing Boy: 1843
 by Mark M Lichterman
Years before and during the Industrial Revolution, in order to learn a trade, orphans and children of impoverished families might be apprenticed or even sold to a tradesman, sometimes for less than th...


The Brith Milah: The Bris: The Circumcision
 by Mark M Lichterman
Enthralled by the florescent light on the ceiling above his head, Michael Lipensky lay naked atop a blanket on the table in the nurses lounge adjoining the Weiss Memorial Hospital nursery. ...


Accepting Old Age With Humor Two
 by Mark M Lichterman
"When you're younger and "things"... You older guys know what I mean by "things". When those "things" or "thing" doesn't work like you, or she would like, well, when you're a younger, studly kind'a gu...


America's Last Innocent Generation
 by Mark M Lichterman
Can you imagine a time when children actually feared retribution when they were “bad”. When they feared – not necessarily in this order – retribution from their mother or father, the police – whom the...


Central High School, 9/3/57: A Hole Digger Extract
 by Mark M Lichterman
”As you know by now,” a different well known newscaster said, “Governor Faubus had activated the Arkansas National Guard in order to keep the nine Negro children from attending school here....


The Climbing Boy: A novel, inexpensive Christmas gift
 by Mark M Lichterman
A magical Christmas tale that is on it''s way to becoming a classic. "The Climbing Boy" takes place on one day: December 24, 1843, which, by no coincidence -- after all I wrote it -- is that exact Chr...


The Climbing Boy
 by Mark M Lichterman
The abuse and exploitation of these children became the basis for civilization’s first child labor laws. ...


Grim Future
 by Mark M Lichterman
"Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last fifty years...and they are still poor." ...


Shadows In The Mind
 by Mark M Lichterman
“Today, April twelve, nineteen-hundred, forty-five, our president, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, died suddenly of a massive cerebral hemorrhage in Warm Springs, Georgia. God save America!"...


From the pen of Dick Morris
 by Mark M Lichterman
The turning point was the designation of Palin and the personal attacks on her. By stirring up a storm, Democrats assured that Palin would speak to 37 million Americans - just a million fewer than wat...


The War Effort: 1942; A Becoming extract
 by Mark M Lichterman
For the country! For our country! For America! God bless America!...


The Catalyst, 1942: An R-rated Becoming Extract
 by Mark M Lichterman
Reaching through the window, “Ya little sheeny, kike, bastard!” Grabbing him, bunching the front of his shirt in his fist, pulling him upward, forcing him to stand on the tips of his toes, “What the f...


Democrat 1st? Republican 1st? American first!!
 by Mark M Lichterman
I am an American first, and until the Democratic party can come up with someone I can believe in – and at this time I do believe John McCain is the ...



News

Article in Ventura County Star 8/17/08
 by Mark M Lichterman
A story that starts in 1939 with a 5-year-old child and ends in 1955 is the premise of the second book by 74-year-old Mark Lichterman of Westlake Village, a professional chimney sweeper who writes nov...



Events

Becoming 10/16/2008
short discussion on America's last innocent generation and the reading of selected excerpts from "Becoming"....


Becoming 10/5/2008
book-reading and signing...


Becoming 9/15/2008
Book-reading And signing...

 
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