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~Mz. Conduct is a saucy little sex advice columnist for SFX Men's magazine, Bottoms Up columnist for Mind Caviar, former zine publisher, cleaning wench, recording studio manager and beer can stacker, lover of animals, nature and dirt, weight room enthusiast, bad girl extraordinaire, martini shaker collector and the mother you were warned about.~

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Mount Saint Joseph's Roman Catholic Orphan Asylum is where I grew up. Ahh, that explains it.

Accomplishments: Self proclaimed, Queen of Freakin' Everything

     



Short Stories

Adventure from a Sex Ad
 by mz kimi
Anna’s husband finally admitted that after two years of marriage he couldn’t keep up with her sex drive anymore. Anna had warned Robert that this would happen even before they were married, but he di...


Indigo Eyes
 by mz kimi
At 4 a.m. she found herself under the Broadway Bridge. Mara’s shopping cart held all her most treasured possessions; her shoe box filled with love letters, a snake-skin bag containing seventeen shade...


A Shave and a Soul Mate
 by mz kimi
A connection of the souls...


Love of the Almighty Appendage
 by mz kimi
Mz. Conduct’s Love of the Almighty Appendage I am not a whore and although certain friends affec...


Adventures From a Sex Ad Part Two
 by mz kimi
Was it the swishing of too much gin, the bitter taste of those big round olives rolling around on hot skin, or the vanilla scented, blood colored lounge? The martinis were potent at the Shim Sham clu...


Final Rest Stop
 by mz kimi
Wally Burns turned up the radio inside his rusted, yellow Dodge Dart and lit a cigarette. He loved the familiar click of the lid flipping open on his tarnished, Zippo lighter. He had carried it sinc...



Poetry

Lizard of Unusual Size
 by mz kimi
The sun pushes up and the cool breeze parts the fabric on the window. My weary eyes focus on a movement... the salmon colored ribbons still tied to the archway in the yard. Deflated balloons a...


Rapture
 by mz kimi
My face buried, inhaling the pillow where your head full of hair and your beautiful unsettled brain laid restless only the night before My body wrapped in the cotton wher...


Kangaroo Bound
 by mz kimi
Twenty-three hours had us bound and swirling in an intensity too big to define It wasn't the way you rocked me into a coma, time after time beyond the dawn But the fl...


Driving Desire
 by mz kimi
Drive the miles it takes, in the black of the night to the open door of my heated room and throw my body to the nearest floor in the light of a flame and a pulse I can't hear...


Blue Skies at Night
 by mz kimi
The great unbalance shows it's hideous head And forces the heart into unknown territories Heaven for one and Limbo for another And where or where is the magic...


High Coo
 by mz kimi
white bird dove soaring over grey buildings and sky through the rain, high coo copyright 2002 Kim Alvarez...


Eight Equals Infinity
 by mz kimi
You wear your skin so soft and bare and walk among Gods in night’s air You tote bags of unresolved fears, and a glass vial filled with my tears. You push and pull and dare your st...


Bus Station Cafe
 by mz kimi
The patrons wobble, stagger, and shuffle in through the heavy glass doors, accompanied by bus fumes and the voice on a loud speaker Hacking and spitting, clenching sweat soaked ti...


Cobalt
 by mz kimi
We met through a personal ad, both of us in need of more. More attention, more conversation, more cunt, more laughter, more martinis, more flesh and frolic. The Cobalt Lounge was ...


Broken Dirty Angel Wings
 by mz kimi
They slipped in through the open window, deep in the full moon night and wrapped their arms around me, like broken, dirty angel wings They whispered that everything would be all right and...


Five Years
 by mz kimi
Beginnings filled with sleepless nights passionate promises and thrills of the heart. Bewildered with lust and surrender taken and spun and wrapped for all it was wo...



Articles

Mz. Conduct's House of Sin #115 Mr. Conduct is Born
 by mz kimi
a problem is an opportunity on the wings of change...


Mz. Conduct's House of Sin #114 Circus of Births
 by mz kimi
let the fun begin!...


Mz Conduct's House of Sin
 by mz kimi
menage a twats!...


Mz. Conduct's House of Sin #113 Open Wide
 by mz kimi
you thrill me when you drill me...


Mz. Conduct's House Of Sin #99 Summer Cheery O's
 by mz kimi
sexcapades galore!...


Mz. Conduct's House Of Sin #93 Platter O' Love
 by mz kimi
even Cupid gets a heart-on!...


Mz. Conduct's House Of Sin #92
 by mz kimi
on a roll...


Mz. Conduct's House Of Sin #91 "Porn Star Cowboy"
 by mz kimi
rock and roll me...


Mz. Conduct's House Of Sin 89 Meat Whistle Mayhem
 by mz kimi
laptops and bottoms...


Some Like it Hot #88
 by mz kimi
sizzling summer...


Mz. Conduct's House Of Sin #87 A Religious Experience
 by mz kimi
Amen To Naughtiness...


Mz. Conduct's House Of Sin #86 Fire and Ice
 by mz kimi
nuts and nipples on the rocks...


Mz. Conduct's House Of Sin #85 Wood is Good!
 by mz kimi
cheap motels and swanky thrills...


Mz. Conduct's House Of Sin #84 Labia Love
 by mz kimi
La La La Labia...


Mz. Conduct's House Of Sin #83 Laugh Dance
 by mz kimi
chicks that chuckle...


Mz. Conduct's House Of Sin #82 Whore-Riffic
 by mz kimi
purrrfect good advice from a very bad girl!...


Mz. Conduct's House Of Sin #81 Sex-o-Matic lil' Phone Queen
 by mz kimi
ring ring baby...


Mz. Conduct's House Of Sin #80 Wild Parties
 by mz kimi
the butt swat team...


Mz. Conduct's House Of Sin #79 Santa's Coming and so is Mz. Conduct!
 by mz kimi
there's a fire in my chimney and Santa is going to get hot...


Mz. Conduct's House Of Sin #78 I Don't Have Penis Envy, I Cause It
 by mz kimi
boys, butts and me...


Mz. Conduct's House Of Sin #77 Is that the Stick Shift or Your Penis?
 by mz kimi
begonias and banging blonde boys...


Mz. Conduct's House Of Sin #76 Party Lovers
 by mz kimi
very dry gin, three olives, no drama...


Mz.Conduct's House Of Sin #75 No Sex in this City Tonight
 by mz kimi
Come here often?...


Mz. Conduct's House Of Sin #74 Buildin' the Little Woman a Device
 by mz kimi
bound, but not gagged...


Mz. Conduct's House Of Sin #73 Finger Aerobics
 by mz kimi
let your fingers do the walking baby!...



News

Mz. Conduct Writes for Playgirl!
 by mz kimi
September issue of Playgirl magazine...


Links

Girlphoria
saucy, femerotica site with the House Of Sin on the block!


Playgirl Magazine
gorgeous naked men, me contributing, need I say more?

Mind Caviar
Fab literary erotica and me at the bar in Bottoms Up

Myspace
me, my space place.


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Working on a book proposal. Butter my buns, I'm on a roll!

 
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