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A serious ape whom none take seriously,
Obliged in this fool's world to earn his nuts
By hard buffoonery."
- George(Marian Evans Cross) Elliot
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Background
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I've written attempted humor columns for The Philadelphia Inquirer, Press of Atlantic City, Gloucester County Times, and Courier Post from the New Jersey area. My major influences are Dave Barry, Andy Borowitz, Tony Kornheiser, and of course George Costanza, who once said, "It's not a lie if YOU believe it."
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Birth Place
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Wenonah, NJ USA
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Accomplishments
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The people from the Pulitzer Prize committee appear to have lost my address again this year. Believe me, they'll pay.
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Additional Information
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I've self-published a book, "Views From the Cheap Seats: Lifestyles of the Unskilled and Mediocre", which has received favorable reviews as a blatant cry for help in the wilderness.
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Contact Information
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Bob Holt
301 Coventry Court
Mantua NJ 08051-2014
USA
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Work phone: 856-468-9691
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Contact Author: Bob Holt
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Favorite Links
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Dave Barry's Blog
I've recently become a contributor to Dave Barry's weblog. This blog is not only a journal, but also provides information on the hard hitting issues of the day, like bog snorkeling.
Unskilled and Mediocre
It has arrived. A place for my stuff. Where I pimp my merchandise.
Blog of the Unskilled and Mediocre
News you need to hear, whether you need it or not. Also, random rambling, and the rulebook is out the window.
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