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In no way does Steve Robertson, at 6'4" tall and 250 lb., fit the stereotypical image of the sensitive, soft-spoken poet, artist and author. In fact, there's nothing delicate about the rugged, hulking frame of the coach/athlete, educator/author, except his heart. This compassion is reflected in his writing, poetry and art. Susan Brandenburg, Freelance Writer
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About the Author
H. Steven Robertson was born and raised in Florida, living in the various cities of Bradenton, Lake Wales, Sebring, Miami and Jacksonville. He lives with his wife Kathy and his two daughters, Summer and Sunny, in Neptune Beach, Florida. As an adolescent, Mr. Robertson worked on a ranch and in the orange groves outside of Sebring for several years and graduated from Sebring High School. He attended Newberry College in South Carolina on a full football scholarship and graduated with a liberal arts degree in 1967. He received his master's degree from the University of Florida in 1972.
For the past 37 years, Mr. Robertson has worked in various jobs as an educator including teaching, dean of boys, administrative assistant, and librarian. He also has coached football, soccer, softball, track and most other sports in the extra-curricular programs after the regular school days. He retired in 2004 as assistant principal at a Southside Middle School where he also coached the boys' soccer team. His main hobbies other than writing and illustrating, include offshore fishing, computers and woodworking.
In addition to his other activities, Mr. Robertson has done the cover art and illustrations for five published novels. These include Jetty Man, Mullet Run, Oak Baby, and Horny Toad, and "Sin City," by G. W. Reynolds III. Mr. Robertson's artwork and cover art also appears in his published books. These include "Ranch Boy" - a novel, "Acorns of Love and Wisdom"--which is a collection of poetry and illustrations he has created, "Bottom time" - a novel, "Soccer Made Easy For Americans" - a how to book on soccer, "The Stream" - a novel, and "An Excercise Manual For the Couch Potato" a Joke book. His most recent endeavor resulted in his illustrating--in beautiful color pictures--a childrens picture book called Peter the Pelican and Look Before You Leap. He also writes a column for First Coast Communities, which is part of Jacksonville.com called "Writer's Block." http://www.jacksonville.com/community/cc/writersblock/ - www.ranchboybooks.com - www.jettyman.com
Birth Place: Tampa, FL USA
Accomplishments: Scholarship College Football, All Conference, All State and Small College All American
Batchelor of Arts - Newberry College
Masters in Public School Supervision and Administration - University of Florida
37 years in Duval County Public Schools as teacher, coach and administrator
Present Assistant Principal
Former cowboy, professional salvage diver, carpenter
Illustrator of the "Jetty Man" series of novels by G. W. Reynolds III
Cover art for "Crippled Pelican" by Michael Strickland
Author of "Ranch Boy", "Bottom Time", "The Stream", "An Exercise Manual For the Couch Potato"
Author of "Acorns of Love and Wisdom."
Illustrator of "Peter the Pelican"
Columnist for First Coast Communities: "Writer's Block"
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Buy your Autographed copy today! >>
An Exercise Manual For the Couch Potato $9.95,
The Stream $14.95,
Soccer Made Easy For Americans $14.95,
Bottom Time $18.95,
Acorns of Love and Wisdom, Poems for the Every Day Person $14.95,
Ranch Boy $22.95,
Books

|  | Peter the Pelican, Look Before You Leap by Steve Robertson Having been written by Jerry "Pop" Bishop and Dr. Gail Bishop Dugger, Peter the Pelican is Steve Robertson’s first totally illustrated children’s book done for other authors. His excellent colorful pen and ink and colored pencil illustrations grace each facing page. Certainly, everyone will love to have a copy on the coffee table or in the collection. The story is based on a true relationship b...
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 | The Stream by Steve Robertson Good stories are, by nature, meant to entertain; but, what can make a story great is the added bonus a reader gets when the tale teaches a reader something new; The Stream is a great story. What, you may wonder, did I learn from reading this great tale? I must admit that initially, it was with a little trepidation that I approached this novel. Fishing? What do I know about fishing? I thought. It i...
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 | Soccer Made Easy For Americans by Steve Robertson Soccer Made Easy For Americans is the perfect book for anyone involved in the sport at any level, especially those just entering the sport. Photographs and drawings illustrate each point.
See at: www.ocean-publishing.com
A complete guide to playing and enjoying the sport of soccer, with techniques, practice drills, rules and emphasis on sportsmanship.
For coaches:
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 | Bottom Time by Steve Robertson Synopsis Bottom Time
Robbie Duncan from Ranch Boy grows up, graduates from college, and moves to Jacksonville Beach where he rents a great bachelor pad near the ocean. At the same time, while entertaining the beautiful ladies of the area in his apartment and around the beach, he becomes a scuba diver and eventually a salvage diver, and he has some extraordinary experiences doing that whi...
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 | Ranch Boy by Steve Robertson It will be a summer and fall filled with changes for fifteen-year-old Robbie Duncan. He and his family are newcomers to rural Sebring, Florida where Robbie has just started his new job at the Flying R Ranch. Though the work is physically grueling, Robbie is excited at the prospect of really learning how to be a cowboy. But the grater (though unspoken) benefit of his hours spent at the ranch is ...
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Short Stories
 The Honey Dipper Nightmare by Steve Robertson
The Honey Dipper Nightmare
(*Author’s note: For the uninitiated, ‘Honey Dipper’ is a rather euphemistic term coined to add humor to what normally was a rather vile activity and occupa...
You Don't Get By Free - It Was Cancer by Steve Robertson You Don’t Get By Free
H. Steven Robertson (Begin November, 2007)
It was Liver Cancer
(Note: The names have been changed to protect their professional integrity of the health care...
King of the Road Hey, Boy - Hey Boy - HO BO! by Steve Robertson KING OF THE ROAD
“Hey, Boy.” “Hey Boy.” “Ho, Bo!”
Prose by H. Steven Robertson
“Ever hop a freight train?” Ah, the question that teased a young adventurer’s imagination—‘hop a frei...
Thanksgiving Injun Bird Cooked In the Woods by Steve Robertson Robertson’s Thanksgiving Injun Bird
(This recipe can be found with about 200 others I've created in my new book which will be a cookbook named, “Florida Boy’s Down to Earth Country Cooking.” ...
Christmas Miracle by Steve Robertson (Author's note: This was written for a contest, results yet to be learned. We were given the first two paragraphs and had to furnish the rest in 1,000 words or less -- no small task.)
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Jackie's Nightmare by Steve Robertson It had been a long night and the morning sun promised only more of the tumult that was Jackie Klaus’ nightmare. She’d been riding for what felt like forever in the stiff seat of a Greyhound bus next...
Jackie's Nightmare by Steve Robertson JACKIE’S NIGHTMARE
It had been a long night and the morning sun promised only more of the tumult that was Jackie Klaus’ nightmare. She’d been riding for what felt like forever in the stiff ...
The School Cafeteria, the Behemoth, and Mr. Rat by Steve Robertson For 17 of my 37 years in the Duval County School System, I was a teacher and coach at Fletcher Junior High—later to become Middle School—in Jacksonville Beach, Florida. One year, I was assigned cafe...
The Mutt Race by Steve Robertson THE MUTT RACE
I was about eight years old when it was advertised in the paper that a dog track in Sarasota, Florida was hosting a “Mutt Race.” What it meant was that we could bring our fa...
Kissin' Cousins by Steve Robertson KISSIN’ COUSINS
“Them horses in the barn needs hay. Get butt up thar in the loft ‘n fork some down to ‘em. ‘N throw some feed in fer the chickens while yer at it.” Clem wasn’t the bright...
Old Florida Drifting Away by Steve Robertson
Some years ago, there was a commercial on television that featured a Native American shedding a tear because of the bad habits of many people who throw their trash out of automobile windows. As...
The Cowboy, 'Gators and the Florida Boy by Steve Robertson
Several years ago one of my best friends, Doug Marcy, and I were allowed to cut firewood for sale from the Dee Dot Ranch. We also purchased hogs from their hog division to butcher for our table...
The Eulogy by Steve Robertson Matthew Travis Platt
In Memory
The first time I met Matthew he was this tall. (Gesture down beside the legs). He was a cute little rascal with a smile and big blue eyes that could melt ...
It Was Prostate Cancer by Steve Robertson
“Three, two, one.” Pop!
“Uhhhhh!”
“Three, two, one.” Pop!
“Uhhhhh!”
I was bending over a table in the urologist’s office with the Dr. and a male...
Bleedin' Like A Stuck Hawg by Steve Robertson Bleedin’ Like A Stuck Hawg
H. Steven Robertson
May 7, 2006
It is a time worn saying, heard mostly in rural areas. When I was a boy, most of Florida, save Miami, Jacksonville, Tampa,...
A Yahoo Wahoo Day by Steve Robertson Few people get to go truly deep sea fishing all the way out 60 miles from land on the continental shelf. This is a story about a very successful fishing trip I took....
The Platform and the Little Girl by Steve Robertson When Steve Robertson learned that a little from Afghanistan was enrolling in the school where he is assistant principal, he was amazed to learn she had suffered an illness that cost her the use of her...
A Poem, Delineated by Steve Robertson I guess poetry means different things to different people. This is my concept of what a poem is....
Staying Well, Fishing Story by Steve Robertson It is my philosophy that in order to stay well, you must go fishing often. I take my own advice here with a fishing trip about 70 miles off shore in the Atlantic Ocean....
The Wedding by Steve Robertson My oldest daughter got married. It turned out to be a "Camelot" type of affair as it was an idyllic affair which occurred on the beach in Atlantic Beach, Florida....
Po' Boy Fishin' by Steve Robertson We didn't have the money nor the big equipment but we had an adventure and we caught big fish....
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Poetry
 Coming To My Senses - For Kathy by Steve Robertson Like the dragon
Who rarely sleeps
I lie in fake repose
Watching with barely opened eyes
As through soft light you emerge
Like a phantom princess
Into the darkness of our bedroo...
9 - 11 by Steve Robertson 9-11
In denial
Speechless, fraught with disbelief
I was agape
As the events of September 11, 2001
Unfolded
Surely it was a movie, fiction
Surely it was War of th...
The Hands by Steve Robertson THE HANDS
A Son, A Husband, A Father, A Warrior
Blue eyes are tightly closed
Lips are relaxed and parted
Life’s breath no longer passes his nose
Yet with vestiges of age
...
The Hands, A Son, A Husband, A Father, A Warrior by Steve Robertson THE HANDS
A Son, A Husband, A Father, A Warrior
Blue eyes are tightly closed
Lips are relaxed and parted
Life’s breath no longer passes his nose
Yet with vestiges of age
...
The Hands by Steve Robertson THE HANDS
A Son, A Husband, A Father, A Warrior
Blue eyes were tightly closed
Lips were relaxed and parted
Life’s breath no longer passed his nose
Yet with vestiges of age
Lady by Steve Robertson What mysteries lurk behind your smile
What enchantments
Do your eyes possess
As they
Beckon
Provocatively
Suggesting enticing
Thoughts to me
Maybe
I imagine
<...
Coming to My Senses by Steve Robertson
Like the dragon
Who rarely sleeps
I lie in fake repose
Watching with barely opened eyes
As through soft light you emerge
Like a phantom princess
Into the darkness of our b...
Coming to My Senses by Steve Robertson Like the dragon
Who rarely sleeps
I lie in fake repose
Watching with barely opened eyes
As through soft light you emerge
Like a phantom princess
Into the darkness of our bedroo...
Defying Gravity by Steve Robertson If I could find words
To describe
Communicate
To illustrate
How I cherish you
I'm sure that I
Could also
Levitate
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Thoughts of You by Steve Robertson
Perhaps today
You will have
Pleasant thoughts
For one
Whose thoughts
Are totally
Of you
...
Yuletide by Steve Robertson YULETIDE
Reds and greens and happy lights aglow
Fragrant trees, brightly wrapped presents, and sneaky mistletoe
Clamoring, chortling children run about and play
Amidst the jolly s...
The Poem for Poets by Steve Robertson Talk about having a love for one’s art, I love writing poetry and have gotten quite good at it over the years. A poem is a picture in words, sounds and thoughts that rings the bell of emotion, of psy...
October In Florida by Steve Robertson
‘Tis a magical time of the year
For a baby born in the fall
The heat of summer is but a memory
And winter has yet come to call
October skies sparkle clear
The feel of fal...
Beach Love by Steve Robertson
Seagulls pirouetting like kites in the wind
Dolphins rolling, spouting a breath
Ospreys hovering, hunting their prey
Pelicans plunging with folded wings
Sea oats waving in a ...
The Ember by Steve Robertson
It was a conflagration
An oxygen eating
Fuel consuming
Overpowering
Rage
And it was overwhelming
Ah, who knows
The flames quenched
The rage subsided
The ...
How've You Been by Steve Robertson How've You Been?
You seemed a dream
An apparition from times ago
But my stare penetrated
The disguise time bestowed
On my memory of you
And as eyes gazed back across ...
Daughter, Little Sunny by Steve Robertson Daughter, Little Sunny
The dawning sun
Gelded morning's horizon
In radiant gold-and blacks and grays
Exploded into the glow of day
Daughter, little Sunny was bo...
Soundless Songs Insight by Steve Robertson And your eyes
Spoke so sweetly
Softly
Sending soundless
Songs
Of your heart
To my spell-struck eyes
What magic is this
To what trance
Do I succumb
As your ...
Simply NIce by Steve Robertson I just wanted to say something nice
Something happy
Something warm
Something that will make you smile
Because I love to see your smile
Your smile
Is like a ray of sun
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The Silhouette by Steve Robertson The Silhouette
Ghost Shape
Astride her willing steed
Creating stark contrast
To shimmering curtains
Aglow in pale moonlight
I was quite enraptured
Held captive by the ...
The Cycle by Steve Robertson A friend of mine just secumbed to lung cancer. Just before falling asleep two nights ago, these words started coursing through my head....
Carefully True Love by Steve Robertson Carefully True Love is a simple little poem which expresses the emotional aspects of falling in love in corporal terminologies. It reflects the vulnerablity of opening up one''s heart to another and...
Partner by Steve Robertson PARTNER
It is my belief and experience that each of us is born one half of a whole. With just a thought of genitalia, emotions, physical attributes, et al., indicate that. A partnership bet...
Cuddling by Steve Robertson Certainly, few things are more satisfying than being curled up in the arms of someone you love. That is what this little poem is about....
Daughter Little Summer by Steve Robertson The birth of a daughter is a magnificent experience. Feel free to view my other poems here on Author''s Den or to look at my book, "Acorns of Love and Wisdom" on Amazon.com...
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Articles
 Site for Authors, poets and writers by Steve Robertson I write an online column for www.jacksonville.com, First Coast Communities called Writer''s Block. There are many articles written by guest columnists who have agreed to submit one. They are all rel...
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News
 Half price on my books for Xmas by Steve Robertson GIVE A WONDERFUL, ORIGINAL GIFT FOR CHRISTMAS!
OR—TREAT YOURSELF
I am discounting all of my books for Christmas. Just send a check for the book, plus shipping costs and I’ll sign a book ...
I'm in a movie: Big Sister by Steve Robertson Check out the movie I just acted in. It is named "Big Sister." http://www.48hourfilm.com/jacksonville/
http://www.jacksonville.com/tu-online/stories/081107/nes_190183313.shtml
It's probabl...
Coming to My Senses by Steve Robertson Check out my new poem for my I composed in my head while lying in bed just minues ago as I lay witness to wonderous visions as they unfolded. I had to get up (6:30 AM) immediately and write it down.
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The Stream is published! by Steve Robertson After a long impatient wait, my new novel, The Stream, is finally in print. Although it is enjoyed by readers of any age, it is especially good for young readers. The Stream has been projected to be...
Books I have read recently -- a suggested reading list by Steve Robertson Books I have read recently (– Rated 1 (low) to 5 (excellent) 5+ (Get it Now)
H. Steven Robertson August through November 3, 2006
Note: I only read books that have been recommended to me and ...
Site for authors and writers by Steve Robertson I write an on-line column for our local paper The Florida Times Union. It is called "Writer''s Block" and it is a site for authors, writers, readers and anybody else associated with the written word....
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| Jetty Man
See illustrations for the "Jetty Man" series by H. Steven Robertson and novels and Illustrations by him.
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amazon
Do an author search for H. Steven Robertson to see "Ranch Boy " and reader's reviews. Also, "Acorns of Love and Wisdom, Poems for the Everyday Peroson", "Bottom Time", a novel, "Soccer Made Easy For Americans" - a how to book, "The Stream" - a novel, "An Exercise Manual for the Couch Potato" - a joke book.
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Ranch Boy Books
This is H. Steven Robertson's web page.
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Ocean Publishing
Ocean Publishing is a new publisher located in Florida just south of St. Augustine. See "Soccer Made Easy For Americans", by H. Steven Robertson.
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Additional information
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| Now available, a new novel "The Stream" - In what may likely become a classic, this Hemingway style story features 14 year old Sandy Stevens, a fisherman's son. Aneeta Sundararaj, Author,
(http://www.howtotellagreatstory.com) has reviewed the book as follows:
Good stories are, by nature, meant to entertain; but, what can make a story great is the added bonus a reader gets when the tale teaches a reader something new; The Stream is a great story. What, you may wonder, did I learn from reading this great tale? I must admit that initially, it was with a little trepidation that I approached this novel. Fishing? What do I know about fishing? I thought. It is neither a hobby of mine and really, I could not very well identify with a story about a youth who gets lost at sea when he goes out fishing. But, I was wrong and in for a treat.
I was hooked from the moment I completed reading the Prologue. The main protagonist, Sandy, is in some form of danger and I found that I immediately wanted to know what happened. This desire to know what happened was sustained throughout the tale and is testament to Mr. Robertson’s craftsmanship. The remaining chapters chronicle the events of Sandy’s life and experiences in the two weeks prior to this incident. It is an honest, heart-warming and yet funny account of this teenager’s life in the sea-side town of Mayport, Florida.
In this story, Mr. Robertson has introduced various themes from the preservation of family values, teenage romance, boy-growing up and a rescue mission. To his credit, Mr. Robertson has managed to intertwine all of these themes and the end result is a tale which is seamless and flows beautifully. The language is neither too flowery nor is it too simple – indeed, Mr. Robertson has struck a balance to ensure that the tale is told with great aplomb. There is much humor in this story and it comes across in the many descriptions that Mr. Robertson has given to the characters and places. For instance, ‘Watermelon-on-legs’ and ‘Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum’ immediately create images that makes any further description of these people superfluous. Also, what was intriguing was that Mr. Robertson has succeeded in writing dialogue that is so true and original that it was refreshing.
It is often said of novels that words should be enough to sufficiently convey a tale. When illustrations are included, something does not seem right and more often than not, a reader may become frustrated with the fact that the illustrations do not eventually tally with the description in the book. However, in the case of The Stream, it is the exact opposite for Mr. Robertson’s words already conjure up images that are most vivid and when the strategically placed illustrations presented themselves, I found myself thinking, “that’s exactly how I saw it”- indeed, the illustrations are beautiful and they add to rather than detract from the tale told.
As I started with the idea that readers should learn something new when reading a tale, I think it fitting that I end this piece with what I’ve learned about fishing by quoting what is my favorite passage in the book:
Actually, Sandy already knew that the tide would be low because he kept up with the charts. Good fishermen always considered several natural occurrences when fishing. The tide was one. Sandy liked an incoming tide. The temperature of the water was significant, the phase and location of the moon was another factor. The presence and location of baitfish in an area was also important. The moon would be setting about the time the sun rose, which was perfect. The water was very warm around the inshore reefs and there were lots of baitfish swimming there. This will be available for purchase September, 2006.
Also just out: "An Exercise Manual For the Couch Potato" - Check out the funny, rotund little couch potato as he goes through his exercise routine. This will be available September, 2006
Just out in 2005- "Bottom Time." Robbie Duncan graduates from college and moves to Jacksonville Beach, Florida. In addition to being a ladies man, he finds a job as a diver and often thinks back to his rowdy days in college. In his bachelor pad, Robbie has the beautiful women coming an going. This is a fun, exciting book. |
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1211 First Street Neptune Beach
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