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 Ron (sketchman) Axelson
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I've never considered myself to be a poet, nor a great artist. I just do what I do because I enjoy writing poetry and doing sketches. Most of my work is humor. I was so physically and verbally abused growing up I guess I create humor to keep from crying. I would never tell any of my children they were not any good, stupid, or they wouldn’t amount to anything the way I was told so often. When a child is told these negative words so often it tends to stay with them through life. I’ve always thought positive especially when I got away from my Dad. I’ve had my ups and downs, but knew in my heart I was much better than dear old Dad had claimed me to be. I encourage my off spring any way I possibly can. I just try to always do the right things....
                         

Birth Place: Little Rock, AR USA

Accomplishments: Found my other shoe...

     



Short Stories

California Susie
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
True story. Art by me.....


The laughing woman in the glass box.
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
A true story. Everyone have a great 2007....


Spooky Woods Road
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Spooky Woods Road Sketch by me. My dad decided he wanted to move his family to the country. I was 13 at the time. Moving to the country was the last thing I wanted because there was so mu...


Peter Pickles Dance Party
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Art made up by me....


Persil Potato's in Love with Peter Pickle
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
I revised the story some. Hope you like....



Poetry

Is it no, or Naw, or Gnaw in Arkansas?
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
I say no, not gnaw,gnaw,gnaw. Art by me. They do a lot of gnawing here....


Daddy, Please Let Me Drive
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Down here in the South most gals call their Dad Daddy. I''m teaching my 16 year old daughter how too drive. Please pray for me? Glad to be back....


Hummmm..Not Sure
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Got the idea from Regis''s last poem. Art by me....


I've Had It-Goodbye-The End-
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson


Do ya ever get in a bad mood?
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
I do sometimes, but I don't stay in the bad mood long. There is always something to cheer me up. Art by me....


Give me Back My Shoe!
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Caption: I have places too go Bill, so GIVE ME BACK MY SHOE! Think hillbilly when you read this....


Betrayal
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
(Caption) “Come on fellers, everone will get their turn.” My first wife were a tramp. Art by me....


Breaking News
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Is Britney Spears bigger than an important news cast? Bigger than Elvis? Bigger than the elections? She must be, because she is usually who is covered first. She can't sing anyhow. I don't think. ...


Hillary and Bill
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Art by me, myself, and Ron Axelson....


Where are we bound after death?
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Not necessarily my views on this subject. Just expressing some thoughts. I am by no means the judge of anyone. I don’t consider myself an atheist. I do put a lot of stock in the Universe....


Are Ya Ready For Some 2008?
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
All here have a healthy and prosperous 2008....


Santa can Never Give the Greatest Gift
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson


Please press one if you...
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
I sometimes would like to put this on my message machine. Art by me. Everyone have a great Season. Christmas and N...


Ronny's Old Proverbs
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Have a Merry any thing ya want this season....


A Sad Thanksgiving for Us
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
I will be back as soon as the phone is fixed....


Dearest Santa
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson


I'm working for Karl of Sling Blade
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Art is dedicated to the handicap abusers of our land. I know this is not poetry, but what the heck? All stay safe this Halloween. Beware of Karl and the blade. ...


Jury What?
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
I don''t go read articles much either, but I have this art and a not so long write on a new article I posted today about my jury duty. What''s up with the cheese? I''ll try to be here more wh...


Oh Bill, said Hillery
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Dedicated to Walt Hardester. He ask me if I would do something like this. No problem Walt....


Honey bee Sex
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
(I’m allergic to honey) Art always made up by me...Ron ...


Momma,Don't let Your Son's and Daughter's Grow up To Be Credit Debt Abusers
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
All art made up by Ron Axelson....


My Cave Woman
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson


Cross the line
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Art by Ron.............


Naughty Ron
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Art is always made up by me....


Lola said, go down there...
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Fiction. Art made up by Ron. He is me....



Articles

Did Jesus ever Live?
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
article by Arthur Drews I thought some of you might be interested. ...


One shot, or two of lead in your drink?
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
What percentage of lead would you like in your toy?...


Please don't call my name. (Jury Duty)
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Hope all are well. Art by Ron Axelson....


I think I've heard it all until I meet another day
 by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
How can someone believe oral sex is not a form of sex?...


Links

EILEEN WALDRON
Eileen Waldron is a treat, she is the most at writing, she is an Artist too... Go visit her Now!


La Belle Rouge
If you love romance this is the writer to read. She's wonderful with words!

Southern Comfort
SC can make me laugh and almost cry at times with her witty writing.

Jeanette Foresta's Fantastic web site
Jeanette is a wonderful artist. I met her at epinions.com in 1999... Jeanette is a true cyber friend for sure....


Additional information

~Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting~ ==========================================

One man gives freely, yet grows all the richer, another withholds what he should give, and only suffers want.

My e mail...thesketchman@netzero.net

 
Contact Information

Ronald's Painting & Signs
738 H. 229 N. Poyen, Arkansas 72128
The Natural State of last to get anything-Arkansas   AR   72128   USA
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