Birthdate: Born in the Swingin' 70's, of course!
(You should assume the late 70's, unless you are a lady who likes older men.)
Employment: Has worked as a hot fireman, a personal trainer and a masseuse and any other profession you ladies out there might think is sexy.
Location: He currently lives in the Pacific Northwest but has lived in various parts of the country in pursuit of his goal of nailing a chick from every city in the US of A.
Author's Note: I can be found in the crowd photograph I uploaded. It's a game I like to call Where in the Photo is the Communication Expert. And no, not the runner in the foreground, although I do like sports chicks.
I can be reached multiple ways depending on the type of Person you are:
Normal people - email@example.com
Movie Producer or Studio executive - firstname.lastname@example.org
Outraged feminist and any other type of miscreant or malcontent - email@example.com
I get asked for advice all of the time. For years I have just ignored most of the people who asked me for help, unless I needed something from them in return. Finally, I realized I could make money off of all those people. I decided it was not only a serious financial opportunity; it was also my newfound duty to help all those struggling people, as long as they had enough money to buy my books. So this is the first of my self help books. Now I can carry a box of these books with me wherever I go and when people ask me for advice on how to talk to women I can sell one to them on the spot. Or a whole bunch of them if the person is drunk.