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Poet/writer, humorist/satirist, analyst, mathematician, human being; contacts below. An unorthodox Roman Catholic gender dysphoric.

Background Information

More contacts at the end.

50 years old going on 20-25. Truly.

6'5" 190ish lbs (was 295 Nov 2003, 160-75 lbs 1981-4, will be again shortly).

Slim, elasomorph somatype, male sex, female gender, gentle, quiet, passionate; body pattern would be legs a tad short (I would be 6'8" if the upper/lower matched), build slim but able to carry mass compactly (30 inch true waist, 38-40 inch hip top bone and (has been) 48-50 inch buttocks (glutes explode when I exercise) with 48-50 inch chest NOT carrying pects or fat).

Photos and audio to follow if I can get the virus off my PC long enough to scan and upload them.

A conservatively liberal Democratic party oriented (but maybe not voting that way) military/WECo/Bell family from the US: deep South through Hawaii to the heart of California in 1963 to North Carolina in 1970. From there out on my own in NJ, IL, TN, VA, NC, KY; working as well in those states plus NY, SC, FL, CA, and a few others.

The free willed loving tolerance from the Roman Catholic Church, coupled with the intelligence from two loving parents and the freedom to develop it, gave birth in me in me to the passionate desire to love all humanity, bar none.

SO, I used my love of mankind (parakeet/qat/dog kind, too) to drive the intellect my parents helped to train, to (try to) eradicate in my heart, mind, & soul, all vestiges of intolerance within me for those among human kind who were reviled, disenfranchised, ostracized, hated. Or otherwise alone.

And woke up sexually and socially just in time for the 60s and 70s to awaken within me the _question_ as to what my own orientation was.

My role (#2 son of 3) and preferred interaction model (gentle and quiet) was not the ideal one for the time and place I came from: military men do not always appreciate this type of son. (This is NOT a criticism, just a comment). As I grew up in the tumultuous 70s, I found that I was attracted to women (wow, how radical), and found that crew cuts were not the only form of personal appearance. I found I liked long hair.And as I dug my own personal shortcomings out of my own psyche, I found I preferred the gentle and quiet roles as well: the ones commonly associated with females.

I found I did not mind female body images, and would probably have changed sex if it had been possible to do so genetically: since it is not possible (yet), I have a driving passion to pass on my genes through whateve rmeans possible, and to help those who have suffered disenfrachisement (of any type, including similar to my own; these being suffered by me BECAUSE I came to this state attempting to understand those who WERE being disenfranchised).

You see, I had a wife and daughter (fully open with them about my self/ideas/preferences, and no time to do other than build a family with them), that got hit in the NJ child abuse insanities of the late 80s. ( I spent six motnhs talking my now ex-wife to see a counselor (herself abused by father and husband) to help my wife past HER issues, and the counselor decided _I_ was the one at fault: split sessions and had an attorney (apparently) tell my wife that NJ might take her daughter if she did not get away from me.

I was nuked in divorce Court, and have been through a fifteen year period of trying to recover. (It took a while to figure out that the divorce battle was rigged, and I have been plagued over the plast 5 years (since (EY2K--)--, it seems, or thereabouts), with eFraud, spoof, and spam on my name, and Efraud on the accounts of firends and family _using_ my name.

My goal is to share my humor and poetry, meet a few friends, get employed again so I can survive, and build back what I lost along the way.

Maybe even contribute to the welfare of Mankind in some small way.

Meeting my own daughter for the first time in fifteen years this Christmas seems to have been a good start. Though we have again fallen out of contact (unknown reasons why as yet).

Take a test drive, and see if you like what I write in humor and poetry and lyrics.

Contact me at your pleasure;

Try to be nice, because, as Buckaroo Bonzai said as he traipzed across the Eight Dimension:

"Remember, be nice, 'cuz, wherever you go, ... there you are ..."

Roy A. Crabtree UNC '76 gaa.lifer#11086
USPS POB 58097 (mail)
Washington, DC 20034-8097
703-318-2106 use my name
Washington, DC 20034-8097

Roy A. Crabtree UNC '76 gaa.lifer#11086
3322 Wheeler Road SE (shelter)
Oak Hills Apartments #T-4
Washington, DC 200322-4166

3012B Mornstar Place
Greensboro, NC 27406-6220
336-340-1304 (cell, vmail)

Birth Place
Alexandria, VA USA

California DAT at 148? (though I lost 45 seconds of the 3 minutes for English comprehension due to a digital step clock and an inattentive teacher/proctor; sometimes they do not pay attention to kids).

Ben L. Smith High School
Chemistry & Physics Merit Awards (junior)
NMSQT 137 (Morehead cutoff was 138, and ...
NC renorm to _raise_ the state against
the _rest_ of the country had the result
of _dropping_ me to 136. Which is a
statistical invalidity that should not
have occurred. )

SAT 1430 (740 math, 690 English, and I blew
the timing on sentences -> paragraph reorg,
only had time for one of them...)

Chemistry Achievement 760/800

APT English 3 (but had to stay only to take
Senior English)

Marching, Concert, Stage Band (Bb & D trumpet)

1976 BS Math Sciences, UNC Chapel Hill
Marching, Pep, Concert Band

1981, Yourdon Structured Methods Instructor transcript 5301701
Note all tests were taken in 10-30 minutes
time, cold. More as I have the funds.

MBA at AIU in progress. [[already have the
equivalent experience]]

Update: 2005/02/07: now terminated, due to
security penetration on _their_ site, which
they would _not_ report to the correct and
legally required authorities.

Why would they be wiling to _lose_ me as a
customer instead of reporting the problems
I was having (not their fault: if I was
faking it, sue me and keep the money).

Other than this fault AIU _is_not_at_fault_.

Additional Information

I need a job. Only 12 months full time job out of 60; on the hunt and out of funds. Under severe viral attack with ID theft, Efraud, spoof, and spam ongoing. The local and federal authorities do not seem to want to talk to me; I have open complaints at the FTC, FBI, IFCC, CIA, IC3, as well as a dozen different ISPs. Still yet (months now) NO one will talk to me, NOR come arrest me for fraud or lying. (That would actually put it in Court). An interesting fraud economy we live in. Anyone got any suggestions? Poet/writer, humorist/satirist, analyst, mathematician, human being; contacts below. An unorthodox Roman Catholic gender dysphoric; though says I am consistent with: 100% Unitarian Universalist 95% Santayana ... ... down to ... 25% Roman Catholic (lowest Christian sect) ... go figure. Born 1954/12/22 under the hex between Capricorn and Sagittarius about 07:15 AM (O6:15?). Been a split personality (grin) ever since ... Lived in: 1) Alexandria, VA until 1960; 2) Kailua, HA until October?, 1963; 3) Orcutt/Santa Maria, CA until summer, 1970; 4) Greensboro, NC until summer, 1972; 5) Chapel Hill (UNC) undergrad until May 1976; 6) Chapel Hill (UNC) math grad until June 1977; 7) Western Electric Co employee until Dec 80; as a telecomm/programmer/analyst/designer a) Lake Hiawatha/Belleville, NJ until Nov 79; b) Bolingbrook/Warenville, IL until Dec 80; 8) Yourdon, inc employee until June 81; as a seminar instructor & Structured Methods consultant; 9) independent consultant ongoing

Contact Information
USPS POB 58097;Washington, DC 20034-8097 3322 Weeler Road SE; Oak Hill Apts #T-4; Washington, DC 20032-4166; voicemsg, use my name: 703-318-2106 gaa.lifer11086
Washington DC 20034-8097   USA
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