Will Hartzell-Baird graduated with a degree in Computer Science. Unfortunately, he made the mistake of asking what "MMORPG" stood for, and he was forcibly ejected from the Computer Science community. He then decided to attend law school to fill the void left in his life after he accidentally finished writing his first novel, despite four years of attempting to prevent such an occurrence. He has subsequently become the shame of his family for failing to incorporate any law-related humor into the book.
He writes science fiction comedies. He also evidently prefers to write his biographies in the third person.