Funny Guy is an internationally published author,
media personality, professional speaker,
plus a publishing and advertising authority...
He recently had liposuction on his ego!
QUITE THE CONTRARIAN!
Funny Guy is the author of 21 books. He's a nationally known speaker, media personality, and former advertising creative executive.
His books have been seen on David Letterman, The Today Show, Rosie 'O' Donnell, Live with Regis and Kathy Lee, Geraldo Rivera, Politically Incorrect, ABC Prime Time Live, The Fox News Network, Comedy Central, Entertainment Tonight, Donahue, and Larry King Live.
They've been featured or he's been interviewed in People, Penthouse, Mademoiselle, Cosmopolitan, The New York Daily News, The Chicago Tribune, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Metro, Los Angeles Magazine, USA Today, American Way, The Whole Life Times, and The New York Times.
Funny Guy is a frequent guest on major radio shows including top ten affiliate markets of ABC, CBS, FOX, Clear Channel, Westwood One, Radio America, and Pacifica Broadcasting.
Funny Guy's books are translated worldwide in countries like France, Germany, China, Portugal, Turkey and even England (where they're translated into PROPER English). CLICK on any title below to find out more!
THE JOY OF DEPRESSION
MEN WHO HATE THEMSELVES (and the women who agree with them!)
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFIN
THE MIDDLE AGE OF AQUARIUS
HOW TO GET GOD TO RETURN YOUR CALLS
HOW TO BE FUNNY WHEN YOUR OWE MONEY
THE O'REALLY FACTOR
IS HE FOR REAL?
IS HE MR. RIGHT?
DO REALITY CHECKS EVER BOUNCE?
MASTURBATION FOR MORONS
THE OFFICIAL MILLENNIUM SURVIVAL HANDBOOK
He's co-authored LOVE CODES, 1001 WAYS YOU REVEAL YOUR PERSONALITY, 1001 MORE WAYS YOU REVEAL YOUR PERSONALITY, plus PARENTS WHO STAY LOVERS. David wrote TAMMY FAYE BAKKER'S autobiography with her and THE POST PREGNANCY WORKOUT with Rob Parr (the personal trainer of Madonna, Demi Moore, Bruce Willis, Maria Shriver, etc).
He believes the best years of his life are still behind him.
Funny Guy has won awards at America's largest ad agencies including Saatchi & Saatchi and McCann-Erickson, plus he's a professional member of the National Speakers Association.
Waiting for Heavenly Inspiration?
Or maybe you would like real down-to-earth publishing advice! Funny Guy pulls no punches. His bestselling books are from major houses including Random House, St. Martins Press, Simon & Schuster, Hyperion and The Penguin Group.
They've been seen on David Letterman, The Today Show, The Fox News Network, Rosie 'O' Donnell, Regis and Kathy Lee, Geraldo Rivera, Politically Incorrect, ABC Prime Time, Entertainment Tonight, plus Larry King.
Small wonder Funny Guy is chock full of insider tips and information. The type of straight talk only available from someone who's been there, done that!
Let's face it. The book business is tough, competitive, and there are probably dozens of other people proposing books similar to yours.
So how do you cut through the clutter, make your voice heard, be the kind of author who generates media heat? This hard-hitting author answers your most pressing questions and much more!
* The do's and don'ts of self-publishing.
* Why context trumps content every time.
* Making publishers take your work seriously.
* Red flags that get your work tossed instantly.
* Little marketing tips that pay-off big time.
* Plus what literary agents don't want you to know!
Funny Guy shows how to create an Irresistible Selling Approach. He reveals how to tie books into hot marketing trends, design related products and presentations, plus orchestrate media exposure to the max.
The bottom line? If you're serious and believe your work warrants major exposure, then what Funny Guy has to say will speak volumes to you and your audience!
Contact him now for a private publishing and marketing consultation.
Funny Guy! America's Leading Contrarian
lampoons love, psychology, business, economics, politics, polygamy and positive thinking!
How To Be Funny When You Owe Money!
PAY THOSE DAMN BANKS? NO THANKS!
Outraged by credit card fees and banks that got billions - but won't give you a break? Join the club! That's why you're TOTALLY justified in making bill collectors wish they had dialed the wrong number. This book's hilarious debt-defying techniques include:
* THE "DEAD DOG" SCHEME
* THE "CIA PARANOIA" PLOY
* THE "BUY-SEXUAL" STRATEGY
* THE "EMERGENCY ROOM" RUSE
* THE "DUBIOUS DRACULA" EFFECT
* THE "ULTIMATE FARTING" FIASCO
* THE "ALIEN ABDUCTION" APPROACH
* THE "MULTIPLE PERSONALITY" MANUEVER
They said you were Pre-Approved. They said you were a Preferred Customer. They said get the credit you deserve. Now they're calling you up ten times a day. Enough, we say! Put bill collectors on hold PERMANENTLY!
Order your copy today!
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Our ideal clients are decisive entrepreneurs, small to medium size businesses, those in professional services, experts, consultants, speakers, and authors.
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