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Bright nights repel good beams of times present. Remeber the number's 12 and 978220087159801. Color in the peace of pizza in your coloring book using green and blue. We are loosing bowel control. Mister dippity is going to burn your house down.

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Diamond's first novel has recently blown up the literary community, keeping him busier than a little bee with radio shows and readings and earning him comparisons to  author James Frey, among other American legends. His debut, "Staying In at the Numbers," explores the steamy, asexual Olde York paunch through its antagonist, the talentless, sober, angelic Steven Tilson. Called "believable, overcooked and tame" by his muther, the novella is atypical of Diamond's steelo.  His work, he says, "betrays the encouraging stuff a dude hears after the end of death.." As the failure of "Staying" seeps outward, so has Diamond's private dancing schedule in the Olde York area. He has held literally zero discussions nor viewings at Borders and B. Dalton Books and has yet to be featured on the Noah Blanden Video Show, 0051 AM in Olde Jerzy. He is featured on and, and his work has been combined on  After the release of "Staying," his musings disappeared in Poopfrog, Alphabet Diabetic Magazine, Patrick Henry Community College's "Howdy Hotline" Newsletter, 1th Planet, Hater's Choice, Stoli Mania and the OY Hangwire. Diamond lives in Astoria, Queens and is now at work on a "real" novel and talkie picture. When not drooling on napkins or harassing bookstore patrons with his unintelligible ramblings, he can be found drinking Amp Extreme! NRG Soda in any back alley with a cardboard box. He is not working hard on his new novel.

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Astoria, NY USA

Wisenheimer Fellowship, McDonald's Genius, Supperstar Writers of America

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