Years of award-winning/widely reviled work in newspapers, magazines, catalogs, books, and web pages.
Recent years writing for papers in English and Spanish in Mexico and Central America.
Have made a living by self-publishing books.
Years as consultant to magazines and mail order catalogs.
One time pro photographer.
Currently writing screenplays and novels. TV series in development.
I wish I'd learned an honest way to make a buck while I was young enough to pull it off.