I could be the next James Joyce. Theoretically. The next Kafka. Or Adams. Sh*t, I could be the next Shakespeare. If I really wanted to. I guess that's my problem. As of now, I count myself amongst the hordes of zit-faced seventeen-year old high schoolers who just happen to be aficionados of HBO's "Oz", P.G Wodehouse, slapstick and light farce, Kafka, international soccer, cider, quips and the general implications of being Soul Punk. Hopefully, some of this will occasionally shine through in my writing.

I couldn't brag even if I wanted to.

Writer, "Jättestens School Christmas Play", 1996 (sixth grade.)

2nd Place, "Gothenburg Post Writing Competition.", 1998.

Highest score on the North Carolina 10th Grade Writing Test.

Selected for publication in Paper Moon, Ragsdale High School's official literary magazine.

1st Place Journalism Writing, NCSMA, 2001
Oh, and you know what? I'm really good.

My Top Ten Greatest Musical Achievments Of All Time (constantly subject to change) 1. "So Tired Of Being Alone", Al Green 2. "The KKK Took My Baby Away", Ramones 3. "Ballad of Sir Robin", Monthy Python 4. "1963", New Order 5. "She Bangs The Drums", Stone Roses 6. "Michelle", Daa Beat-less! 7. "I Fought The Law" by anyone but preferably The Clash. 8. "Buffalo Soldier" by a token cannabis-smoking character. 9. "Capitalism Stole My Virginity" The International Noise Conspiracy. 10. "Me", by you. Come on. Sing it. Oh, and the overuse of exclamation points on this site is bleeding disturbing.

Singer With The Band
I do so wish I'd never, ever seen that thing.

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