Mark Brown writes under the pen name J-me.  He's a native Kansan and the fifth and best looking child of twelve children. (It's my story, and I can tell it any way I want.)  He's labored in the oilfield twenty-four years and has served as go-fer, ginzel, worm, roughneck, driller, toolpusher, and vice-president.  He and his wife, Eddie, make their home in Northwest Oklahoma.

Reasons to buy my book, "Mason Bricklin"

(Being polite I will allow my readers share their views first.)

If you want funny - Read "Mason Bricklin"  L. Olson - Florida

PUBLISHAMERICA'S Book of the Week  (Aug. 11, 2008)

I can't wait for Mason Bricklin 2.  J. White - Oklahoma

I had planned to read one chapter a night of 'Mason Bricklin.'  No such thing.  Once I started I couldn't put it down.  It's just one funny thing after another, lots of laughs.  I loved it.       L. Pitts - Kansas

"Mark Brown has the uncanny talent to tell a story in a way that brings us back to a more innocent time, a time of friends, family and laughter.  His style is a cross between Garrison Keillor and Samuel Clemens."
   Ricard L. Baron, Author/Deadly Visions
  Executive Producer, Boomers The Musical

Now, its my turn.

You'll get a  belly laugh.  (Which is much better than a chuckle)
You'll never know Mason's secret plan if you don't. (I hate not knowing)
You'll learn what a "tar nation" is.
You'll find out what Edna did to her little brother.
You'll learn how to cheat in a clod fight.
You'll gain insight as to why younger brothers should curb their temper.
You'll learn how to set a bear trap.  (You'll also learn one of the drawbacks of setting bear traps)

It's a great gift for the person who has everything. (It's much better than fruitcake.)
You can read it to your children and grandchildren.
You can read it to your parents.
It makes a great inexpensive gift for birthdays, graduations, and special occations.
(If you have as many gifts to buy as I do you'll appreciate that.)

You can get it autographed.  (It's a first edition.)
(You'll be glad you did.)

You can take it anywhere.
I doesn't cost extra to carry on a plane.

You can read it on the plane.
You can read it in the plain.
You can read it while commuting. (Let others drive.)
You can read it while you're tooting.
(Sorry, but I got caught up in the poetic feel of the thing.)

It's low-fat.
It has fewer calories than yogurt.  (If you try to eat it - it's a great source of wood fiber.)
(Did I mention you can purchase a copy of "Mason Bricklin" on this website?)
It's getting great reviews. 
An autographed copy of Mason Bricklin is a unique gift.  (Great for business giving too.)

And the best reason to buy "Mason Bricklin" is:

Drum Roll Please

You'll love it!
  (Buy the book; you decide.)

Thank you for your time.