I started writing because in 6th grade I was always treated as a grim, serious student, and then I worte a story about a dinosaur that said, "Eata-ma-grooffa-ma-bits!" and alot of other stuff, and everybody laughed.
And I keep going so that I can do my small part to help return creativity and wit to the American art scene (I was so lost and alone until I met you, Cable TV).
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