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Client 9
by Edwin Larson   
Rated "PG" by the Author.
Last edited: Monday, March 10, 2008
Posted: Monday, March 10, 2008

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Client 9

 

INT - Clinton Bedroom - Night

Phone is ringing

Clock on nightstand reads: 3 AM

A frumpy HILLARY in Pink Pantsuit Pajamas stirs.

HILLARY
Bill, will you answer that fucking phone

No reply. The Phone continues to ring

HILLARY
Bill answer the goddamned phone willya...Bill?!?

No reply. The Phone continues to ring

She reaches for her nightstand lamp, turn on the light to see Bill's pajamas stuffed with pillows and a styrofoam display head wearing a wig

HILLARY
Asshole

She grabs the head and throws it against the wall

CUT TO:
INT- Office

Bill standing with head tilted back

BILL
Oh yeah thats it...harder...Mmmm Yeah...

PAN DOWN to reveal:

Young girl on her knees bobbing on Bills crotch

CUT TO:
INT Clinton Bedroom

Hillary puts on her slippers and walks to desk. She picks up the phone

HILLARY
Who in the hell is this!!!!

MALE VOICE
It's me...Client 9

HILLARY
Oh, Superdelegate Governor Spitzer.
Its so good to hear from you and
I really appreciate your continued
support toward my complete
domination of a new Socialist state

CUT TO:
INT STUDY

Spitzer on phone with sweat beads on his forhead

SPITZER
Well it seems there might be a
problem with that you see I
was just indicted for...

CUT TO:
INT Clinton Bedroom

Medium shot of Hillary on phone...Pause

HILLARY
Prostitution Ring?! You stupid son-of-a-bitch.

CUT TO:
MCU of Hillary

HILLARY (cont'd)
I have a party to divide...

CUT TO:
CU of Hillary's crazed angry eyes

HILLARY (cont'd)
...An election to steal...

CUT TO:
ECU of Hillarys mouth in slow motion w/slomo audio FX

HILLARY (cont'd)
...Taxes to raise Muwhahahahahaha

CUT TO:
CU SPITZER on phone

SPITZER
I'm sorry but...

CUT TO:
Cilnton bedroom

HILLARY
Just shut the fuck up Spitzer.
I don't know you...we never spoke.
Don't ever contact me again
or you'll end up just like Vince Foster.

She slams the phone down

The phone rings again She answers

HILLARY
I told you not to ever call me again

MALE VOICE
Excuse me??

HILLARY
Just who the fuck is this?

MALE VOICE
Why it's me, Client 4 honey

HILLARY
Bill you get your sorry ass home right now...
We've got a problem

To Be continued....

  

 

 


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Reviewed by Sara Coslett 3/12/2008
It is very funny Edwin, but you have to admit, the Republican's have been just as repugnant. Who knows, maybe we'll get lucky and McCain will win. I know to a lot of Republican's that is akin to electing a Democrat, but I have always admired McCain and truly do hope he wins.

~ Sara
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 3/10/2008
Wonderful!!! . . . And we're about to elect these fucking people back into the White House . . .
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