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25 TOP COUNTRY SONGS
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Last edited: Friday, April 11, 2008
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Top 25 Country Song Titles of All Time

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25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

24. His Teeth Was Stained, But His Heart Was Pure

23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run so I Figure We Got An Even Deal

20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You

13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You

9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

8. Please Bypass This Heart

7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer



And the number 1 Country and Western song of the time is:

1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few


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Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Thanks for the big laugh today! Priceless titles.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Laughing too hard to review -
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
LOLOLOLOLOL
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
Har Har!! These Are Classic!
This Farm Girl Does Love Country &
some of those sayings are in songs too.
I Love Red Neck Jokes & Pictures.
Ya'All know I canr't help it.....Gaullleeee.... :)
Embraced ~ Embrassé
Vickie

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
BR, that kind of make me come back when I woke up in the bayous an' can't remember how I go there...that music...that darn music...and their moonshine too.

Georg

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Gotta love country.
Fee
Reviewed by Bonnie May
This is great, thank you for sharing it. Love, Bonnie
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Now these are danged good, La Belle, although strangely enough, many of them made me think of my first wife!
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