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Some People are 1st-Class Weenies!
by Jerry Aragon Ph.D (Phunny humor Doctor)   
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Last edited: Monday, January 30, 2012
Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 2010

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There are those people who are in this game called life...only for themselves...and nothing else matters. Rules and laws are made for sombody else! These are people how have blinders on, and the Red Carpet out for themselves!

Sorry to say...but we live in a selfish; greedy; lying and miss-trustful world here in the United States!  At the age of 65 in 2010, I've lived through the  rebellion of the 1960's and 70', and I think it's worse today than it was back then. 

Little or no manners by young people;  the work ethic is a dream ; few values in families; domestic violence is on the increase; Senior abuse is on the increase; child abuse is on the rise; divorce remains high; weenies are everywhere, etc.  All you're going to get out of a weenie, is that they will only talk about themselves and their kids...totally selfish people!  (YAWN!)

Listen up class...can anybody tell me what a weenie is? 

Yes...you sitting over in the corner...wearing the dunce cap...what is a weenie? 

weenie; (definition);  an insignificant disliked person; 

WOW!  Insignificant disliked person, eh?  Sounds like all the people that surround me!  Maybe...just maybe...I should find new friends...m-m-m-m-m-let me think about this! 

I use the word weenie throughout this text, because I know saltier language...but it won't be published...and that's why I use the word weenie.  If the shoe fits...

"Everybody does it...so it's okay!"  I may be wrong...but this seems to the call or the cry of the day and the time!  Today (2010), it's okay to be a liar; a cheater; a person of deceipt; a thief; a person of fruad, etc.  

Values...what's that?  Morals...what's that?  Manners...what's that?  Integrity...what's that?Common sense...what's that?  And, I'm not just talking about young people...I'm talking about old people, too, and everyone in between! 

Ever wonder why the divorce rate remains high?  Two selfish people will never make it.  And, when they add a third...a selfish child...BOOM!  Legal people can call it what they want...but when all the dust settles, it all starts with selfishness!  In my view...two weenies will never...and I mean never have a relationship...PERIOD! 

I've been in the humor business for over 50 years, and it has been easy for me to make friends...but not any more!  Today in 2010...all that has changed...the less people I have around me...the better!  People today have too many skeletons in their closets and too much larceny in their veins! 

"Everybody does it so it's okay!"  Not everybody does it...so it's NOT okay!

The more people you have around you...the more problems you have in your life!

The theives among us:  When I was homesless about five years ago, I was living at the VA Medical Center.  At that time, I would go to a local community college to use their computers, because I had lost mine, and all my possessions, etc. 

The Computer Lab has about 60 computers in it and I could always get a computer for my work during these hard times.  One day, I went into the computer Lab and I saw one of those copy stands in front of every computer.  WOW!  You know...the copy stand holds the  information for you while you type on the computer.  I have one, and I couldn't do without it.   "But, how long will they last," I thought to myself.  I gave the copy stands about a week before they were all stolen!  Stolen by all the weenies in this society!   

Sure enough...in about a week just about all the copy stands were missing and had been stolen.  Something that was put there for the student...was probably stolen by the student!  I knew they wouldn't last in our stealing world!   

Window-washer used to clean the muddy tires!
After 48 years of driving, I don't drive anymore...and I don't miss driving...there's too many weenies on the road that they think they own the road...48 years of driving was enough! 

When I drove, I was filling up the tank one day, and across from me, I noticed a woman who drove into the gas station in a Jeep...and the vehicle was all muddy...and the tires were espcially muddy, etc.  She didn't buy any gas, but instead, she must have come in just to wash her tires...and guess how?

She used the glass washer, that is provided for all customers to wash the glass on their vehicles.  She used the water in the resevoir posted near-by to wash and clean her tires!  I was appalled when I saw this!  One by one, she went around her vehicle washing her tires and then coming back to get more water to rinse the tires! 

After she finished washing her muddy tires with the window-washer, she merrilee jumped into her vehice and drove away!  I was so upset...but I didn't say anything to her.  This is a typical example of a real weenie...an inconsiderate weenie at work!    (The window washer reservoir water would have to be changed, because nobody's going to  wash their windshields with muddy water, etc.)  At 65, I've seen quite a few inconsiderate people in my day...but this is one of the most inconsiderate people I've ever seen! 

Commit fraud by faking a fall, perhaps?
Don't worry...there's never a shortage of weenies at work here!  When I had to go into the hospital to have surgery on the pace-maker, it was an overnight stay, and everything went well. 

I went into the hospital about 11:00 in the morning, and I was discharged the next day after lunch.  The surgery took place about 5:00 in the afternoon, and I was back to my room about 7:00 in the evening.  I was starving because I had fasted all day, so I couldn't eat supper fast enough. 

I met my roommate that night, and we chatted for a while and I fell asleep early.  I was awake early the next morning, because I'm an early riser, and I prepared to leave the hospital by late morning that day. 

A couple of people from the hospital came in to visit me, as I prepared to leave by noon.  My roommate's wife and his son came in to visit him about ten in the morning.  I spent most of the morning reading the material the hospital had given me on heart disease, etc. 

The wife of my roommate left for awhile and then they came back.  I was finishing up with lunch at the time.  The son came over and pulled the curtains separating the beds, and said to me, "Why don't you lie down right here on the floor and we'll get as much money as we can out of this hospital?" 

"What are you saying?" I thought to myself.  This person wants me to participate in a fraud...fake a fall?  Not on your life, I thought to myself!  I didn't even know these people! 

About the same time, the nurse appeared at the door with a wheelchair to take me to the front door and to be discharged!  This is common practice at all the hospitals to take the patient out in a wheelchair. 

People of miss-trust:  They're everywhere!  It's getting pretty bad, when you can't trust your own mother or your own doctor!  I've had to get back to the old saying, "You have to earn my trust!"  Would I refer to my own mother as a weenie?  I didn't see my own mother for 15 years before she died, and that's the way she wanted it.   (much more involved here)  If the shoe fits...

All these little stories are about the real weenies of the world...the weenies that we all have to somehow tolerate in life, etc.  I don't have a criminal mind...but for some people...it comes easy...they've already cheated and lied their way through life...and that's why there are so many weenies in this society.  These weenies don't have any integrity, either! 

The American Weenie Association:  This organization is always looking for new members, but you have to qualify.  If you're a liar; a cheater; a misfit; if you're into adultery...heck, maybe you'll hit on somebody while attending the convention; fraud;you have to be, at least,  inconsiderate to become a member; maybe you have the skills of a pick-pocket; a loser,..maybe you have a criminal mind, etc.  Prospective members should not have any values; no integrity; and be extremely selfish! Oh...and don't forget tax evaders...they make up a large part of our organization and our society, etc. 

They salute and celebrate their membership by having their annual weenie-roast up in the mountains somplace and everyone wears their little colorful dunce caps!  Quite a sight I'm told!  You and your neighbors will enjoy!  Just think of all the fun a operson can have rubbing elbows with all the losers and misfits of the world! 

I'd rather be alone the rest of my life, than to spend one minute with a selfish person.  And, for the rest of my life...the less people and (weenies) around me...the better

Hot-dog Eating Contest
(Coney Island, New York)
I saw a piece on the news recently, about a hot-dog eating contest, whereby the winner of the contest downed 40 hot-dogs in ten minutes!  WOW!  This is what I call a real 1st class weenie...

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