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CRAP Makes The World Go Round!
By Tom Hyland
Last edited: Monday, February 01, 2010
Posted: Monday, February 01, 2010



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This might be Entertainment?
It may Not be ART ...
But, before you CRAP -
You usually do FART!

OH - THE PIC?

IT IS NON OTHER THAN ...

EDVARD THE ELDER ... IN DRAG !!!






CRAP Makes The World Go Round

© - Tom Hyland - 01-11-10 - 01-31-10

RE: J’nia Fowler’s - To See or Not to See -

J'NIA - very profound indeed!

To Love ... involves All the Senses - See, Hear, Smell, Taste, Touch.

Love at First Sight - the initial Attraction - Then, Hearing that Voice - The Smell of that Perfume (after-shave for the opposites) - and Finally, both Taste and Touch, are accomplished with that First Kiss!

BELLISSIMO! TK ...

==================================================

RE: Regis Auffray’s - The Anthological Mind-Probing Possibilities -

REG -

After reading this, my feeble mind visualizes SPOCK -
giving his double-V hand salute, and saying:

"Live Long and Prosper!"

Peace - Tom.

==================================================


RE: My - And Yet More CRAP! -

1/11/2010
J'nia Fowler

Death, the great equalizer. I agree that most people are only one pay check away from loosing it all. Various reasons for this are obvious of course. Young people today get approved for mortgages of upwards of half a million so they can buy their dream homes. They don't know that they've been duped by the system into mortgaging their own souls for 30 yrs. The average person in Canada and the USA has 13 jobs over their life time. That means that there are at least 13 times during those 30 years when there will only be one income to pay the bills. In fact, if we are talking about a couple, you can count on close to 26 times when there will be a serious short fall in moola. What relationship could stand this and remain happily married?

J’NIA - thanks for comments. I can personally attest to this.

Was married 34 years - got fired in ’96 - we lost our Early Bird Café Business - went Bankrupt in ’97 - blamed each other and argued for 4 years - Separated in 2000 - Divorced in 2002.

C’est la Vie! TK.

1/11/2010
Mr. Ed

I must echo John, below. I always enjoy your 'crap.' And if you ever need anymore, I have plenty of dog and cat crap I can Fed-Ex right over!!!

1/11/2010
John Martin

I always enjoy this crap. Crap is very important these days. Now that the world runs on crap...Think of how much energy we're saving!

1/10/2010
Georg Mateos

TomKat, you should write on toilet paper about crap unless you are really trying to upset someone out there by hitting their privates with the truth!

Georg

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RE: My - American Resolution -

1/13/2010
Mr. Ed

Although I agree with most of what you said, I don't understand the date of death you have used. I think we died around November 2000, when Junior took office. Soon came the mis-handling of 9/11, the ill-advised invasion of Iraq, the mis-handling of Katrina, the banking and mortgage industry 'free reign' which led to millions of home foreclosures, the ever increasing number of American jobs going overseas, our refusal to get off the oil economy resulting in astronomical oil and gasoline prices, etc., etc., etc.

I think we died about 10 years ago now, and many refuse to acknowledge that we did.

ED - OOPS! As per usual, you are correct! The pic was posted hastily, and I forgot that date was on there! The RIP for America is what I was going for. Most would never have noticed, but you read with a keen eye for detail.

The whole sordid mess with ‘JUNIOR THE JOKER’ - MAKES ME SO ANGRY - I hate to dwell on it now!

R.I.P. - U.S.A. - 1776-2000 ... C.O.D. - LIL BUSH ...

Peace - TK.

P.S. Forgot to put in the BILLIONS $ to go to VETERANS - after FIRING THE VA 'BIG-WIGS'!



1/13/2010
John Martin

You hit it right on the head with fire bombing the poppy fields....Where do I sign up????


JOHN -

At first thought, we think - why don't 'THEY' get it?

they DO get it, but too many crooks are making huge profits on the dope -
just like NAM!

TK.

1/13/2010
Georg Mateos

I agree with you and PeeWee, but I gonna say that the date should be the one of the George Senior and his lame 100 Days War and his consorting with the Bin Laden crowd.

Georg


GEORG -

GOOD POINT! I AGREE WITH YOU ALSO!

ALL OF THOSE TEXAS OILMEN ARE STILL 'IN BED' WITH THE ARABS!

PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT REASON FOR AMERICA'S DEMISE!

TK.


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RE: My - Happy New Year -

REG -

that pic ain't me! It's a poor actor, down on his luck -

he lives somewhere in a manor in the environs outside Chicago, is an animal advocate, and a Veterans advocate, and has a 'Mean Tall Woman' for a wife - who punished him by hiding all of his threadbare clothes.

The wings are Real though, supplied by GOD!

PEACE - Tom.

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RE: My - PLURALITY -

1/13/2010
Mr. Ed

My moose muse, Bullwinkle, has a new girlfriend, and in your honor I'm gonna call her 'Meese.' And if they have any little meeses, I'm gonna make you their godfather!

PEEWEE - YOU HONOR ME SO! TK.

1/12/2010
Karen Palumbo

Love you wit and humor...

Be always safe,
Karen


1/12/2010
Georg Mateos

Watch out or "they" gonna cancel your life subscription!(LOL)

Georg

1/12/2010
Darryn Murphy

nicely done

1/12/2010
John Bidwell

Cool. Nice job.

John

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RE: My - Transportation CRAP -

1/19/2010
Peter Schlosser

And the same corruption just marches on and on and on. Nice one. Enjoyed.

PETE - AMEN!

POLITICS ... CORRUPTION IS OUR MOST IMPORTANT PRODUCT! Tom.

1/19/2010
Patrick Granfors

I'd settle for pothole repair. Patrick

PAT ... AMEN!


1/19/2010
Mr. Ed

Study, Inspect, Analyze, and Design -
What Needs to be done - Before Anyone can Actually DO Anything!

Hey, I worked for the government - after being told to study, inspect, analyze, and design for 30 years - and never actually getting anything done - I left.

And you expect our government to get something done - in a year??!!

GOD BLESS AMERICAN DUMMIES!


ED - Perhaps Politics Proposes Profoundly that -

“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” - AND -
“If it is is broke, say you’re gonna fix it, but Don’t!” Tom.


1/19/2010
John Domino

CRAP = Can Replace A Politician No Problem!

JOHN - BLESS YOU!

SUPER ACRONYM! ... Tom.


1/19/2010
Georg Mateos

As I am working on my first Euro billion (1.5 US billion)...knock it off!!!
don't go touching my dough, you hear???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Georg

GEORGIE PORGIE PUMPKIN EATER ...

DOUGH? A FEMALE DEER ...

“THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR’S DEAR!”

PIECE ... ? TK.

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RE: Ed Kostro’s - Veteran Chronicles, Chapter 206 -

PEEWEE -

Thanks for info - I wonder tho - is it 'too little, too late, for too few?

I've often wondered WHY hasn't our Military simply opened ALL bases in America to taking care of our Veterans? Imagine Duece-and-a-half trucks going into every major city, every day, like Busses, and picking up homeless Vets, and taking them back to the base hospital. Medical care, food, clothing, shelter all available right on each Military Base - Simple, Easy, and Sensible!

You would think that every - Soldier, Sailor, Marine, Air Force, or Coast Guard Personnel on Active Duty would willingly WANT to support such a System - "There but for the Grace of God go I" ...

As a corollary, consider the huge BRAC deployment that is about to be finally realized. Here, in Maryland alone, 40,000 to 50,000 Military Personnel and their Families are supposed to be coming to Aberdeen Proving Grounds, Fort Meade, and Fort Detrick. Housing, Transportation, Education, Employment, Food and Furniture, Supplies, and other important things will be highly impacted!

The City of Baltimore ALONE - has on its website a 28 Page Plan of Action that was Posted there way back in 2007 !!!

HOW CAN WE DO LESS FOR OUR VALIANT VETERANS?

SEMPER FI - Tom.

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RE: My - Transportation Crap -

1/28/2010
Regis Auffray

I see you are afflicted with the same problems as we have here, Tom. A fine rant. Love and peace,

Regis

REG - Hi, how you doin'?

Follow-up - now, at the entrance light to my area, right out on Eastern Avenue & Diamond Point Road -
AFTER putting in all those new 'unused’ sidewalks and curbs - the road crews came back!

Disrupting traffic in both directions, reduced to One lane each way, for over two weeks now - they are tearing out the old MEDIANS, and re-pouring new concrete ones (totally unnecessary) AND ...

the brand-spanking new sidewalks are all SPRAY-PAINTED with RED LINES, obviously markings for some more future asinine WASTE OF MONEY!

C'est la Vie! TK.

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© - TKH.


 

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Reviewed by John Martin 2/2/2010
While we're on the subject of Crap...The mention of God banned in our country and a $3,800,000,000,000 budget! Now that’s what I call...HOLY CRAP!!!!!
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 2/1/2010
I see you want everybody to get a fair share, so, go crap on a revolving fan! And you are infringing my Pictures Copy Rights, my lawyers will be chewing your ass, dummy, cos I need to replenish my cash flow!!!

Cuz EDvard



Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/1/2010
OH - THE PIC?

IT IS NON OTHER THAN ...

EDVARD THE ELDER ... IN DRAG !!!

YIKES! And thanks a lot - now I'm gonna have awful nightmares. I just posted a scary memoir poem about old Edvard and Jersey, in bed!!

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