This just in! sarah palin's daughter, bristol, has announced that she will begin touring the country, speaking about abstinence and pregnancy prevention. Yes, this is the same teenager who had unprotected sex with her boyfriend, resulting in an unwanted pregnancy. No joke, folks!
It's reported that bristol wants to charge $15,000 -$30,000 for a single engagement where she will say "Do as I say, not as I do". Afterall, that's the motto of the self-proclaimed "moral majority".
Give me a break!
"Well, it's said that 'a sucker is born every minute' so why not profit from it?" ~bristol, 2010
Like mother, like daughter.