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US Congress: The Best Little Whorehouse In America
by Jerry Aragon Ph.D (Phunny humor Doctor)   
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Last edited: Thursday, December 12, 2013
Posted: Friday, June 04, 2010

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Like it or not...America is quickly becoming a train-wreck! The history books tell us that slavery was abolished after the Civil War in America! The books have to be re-written, because slavery still exists, in the form of the American people being victims and slaves to the self-serving and worthless U.S. Congress, as the American people continue to get victimized my this worthless institution, etc. With an approval rating by the American people of only 11 percent, the U.S. Congress, has to be the worst institution on the planet...which is a disgrace! The way I see it, the two-party system is coming to an end...with all this grid-lock and fighting and fussing over the People's business! The American people have to come up with an idea for a new way to govern America...the two-party system is NOT working, etc.

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"What is the difference between the government and Motel 6?  Motel 6 can afford to keep the lights on."  Jay Leno. 

$64.000 question;

What is wrong with America?

Answer...

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"Today, is the 10th day of the government shut-down.  At what point do we, politely, ask Canada to govern us?"  Jimmy Kimmel

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Appalling; disgrace; embarrassing; worthless; amaturish; irresponsible; self-serving; selfish, etc.  Those are but a few of the words to describe the lame U.S. Congress.  The two-party system has to come to an end, as it has produced the grid-lock that has made the government dysfunctional,  come to a stand-still and also produced grid-lock and the business of the People is not being taken care of.  If there was ever a whorehouse in America...designed to screw the American people...it's the U.S. Congress! 

-  The Congress has plundered the cookie jar (earmarks) which don't have any accountibility for hundreds of millions of dollars stolen by the Congress for their own projects...free to steal from the American people which is criminal, etc. 

"You can lead a person to the Congress...but you can't make him or her think."  Milton Berle

Who's responisble for all these companies leaving the country?  You guessed it!  The worthless Congress!  Out of one side of their mouth...they talk about job creation...and the other side of their mouths...another company leaves the country, etc.  And, who is the helpless victim in all this?  The American people, of course. 

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"Today, John McCain said the shut-down was one of the most shameful things he has seen as a Senator.  That's coming from a guy who saw Lincoln shot."  Conin O' Brien

The following article was witten by Paul Kane and Scott Clement of the Washington Post, and the piece was published by the Albuquerque Journal on October 5, 2011.  The headline and sub-headline read as follows; 

"Poll Finds Congress At New Low  Job Peroformance Angers Majority:"

The article reads; 

"WASHINGTON; After nine months of contentious battles on Capital Hill, Americans have reached a new level of disgust toward Congress that has left nearly all voters angry at their leaders and doubtful that they can fix the problems facing the country

Whether Republican, Democrat or Intependent, more Americans disaprove of Congress than at any point in more than two decades of Washington Post ABC News Polling.  

Just 14 percent of the public approves of the job Congress is doing, according to the latest poll.  That is lower than just beforee the 1994; 2006; and 2010 elections, when the mijority party was on the verge of losing power in the House. 

For most, it's not just casual dislike of the Congress;  Sixty two percent say thet 'strongly disapprove of congressional job performance.  Another 20 percent 'somewhat' disapprove.  Only 3 percent of Americans said they 'strongly approve' of the performance of lawmakers on Capital Hill, essentially as low as possible, given the poll's 4 percentage point margin of error.   

With democrats running the Senate and Republicans in charg of the House, no group of voters is pleased just 18 percent of Democrats; 13 percent of Republicans approve of the Congress.

Obama's overall approval rating slipped from 47 persent before the debt-ceiling debate to just 42 percent now, with 54 percent disapproving of his job performance.  A record low 35 percent approve of Obama's handling of the economy.

But, the president's new jobs package, which is supported by a narrow majority of the public, has bolstered his position on the issue.  Obama now holds a 49 to 34 percentage over congressional Republicans when it comes to public's trust on creating jobs.  That is a change from September, when theyk were evenly split at 40 percent each.

Obama's overall approval rating has slipped from 47 percent before the debt-ceiling debate to 42 percent now, with 54 percent disapproving of his job performance.  A record low 35 percent approve of Obama's handling of the economy. 

But, the presidents new jobs package, whcih is supported by a narrow majority of the public, has bolstered his position on the issue.  Obama now holds a 49 to 34 percent advantage over contressional Republicans when comes to public trust on creating jobs.  

Some Republicans said that the comparison between their leaders and the president would not matter once the GOP has a presential nominee.  "I don't think congressional approval has a whole lot of relevance," said Sen. John Coryn of Texas. 

Democrats saw the findings as a call for bipartisan action and agreements, particularly on the supercommittee tasked with dealing with the deficit reduction.  "It undersocres the importance of reaching a successful conclusion," said Rip. Chirs Van Hollin D-Md., a member of the bipartisan panel."

END OF ARTICLE

"George Bush, did an incredible job, defending all of us from FREEDOM." 

With all the child-like fighting going on the Congress, which is placing a serious grid-lock on the People's business...the two-party should by evaporated and a new government formed.  Obviously, this is NOT working. 

Back in the 60's and 70's, the Amican people were fighters, and had some grit in them and took back their country.  By contrast and in the year 2013, Americans are lazy; apathetic; and have a 'look the other way' attitude as to what's going on in their government.   A democarcy is run by the People...and not by the liars in the government.  The fastest way to self-destruction is apathy!

"The only difference between death and taxes...is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."  Will Rogers

Americans are going to have to demand more of their leaders...that's IF we had any leaders and take the country back...that's if we had a country to take back!   

I realize that the Americans are perplexed at this point in time in history.  If they vote and throw the Republicans out of Congress...it always happens that the Democrats are worse.  On the other hand, if the American people throw the Democrats out of office...the Republicans are worse as well.  So, what are the American people supposed to do...about this upcoming train-wreck? 

"I have wondered myself many times, what the Ten Commandments would have looked like, if Moses had run them through the Congress."  Ronald Reagan 

This piece didn't start out to be a comedy...but when you're dealing with the Congress...this piece turned out to be a big laugher....ha-ha-ha...I recently heard this other funny one-liner.  The Congress decided to give up part of their salary (that they don't deserve) to bring down the deficit...isn't that funny...lots of humor in the Congress... 

The people in the Congress are all on the gravy-train.  Why should they care about jobs?  This government is going to get so corrupt, that it will be lake Greece; Italy or Angentina, etc.  American's better speak out now, before that happens...

"You scatch my back...and I'll scratch your back...The U. S. Congress it truly a whorehouse, filled with perverts, and a disgrace to the American people. 

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Reviewed by Nickolaus Pacione 12/9/2010
Dude, ...dude. This article should have some R rated content if it's going to be in the horror section. The more R rated it is, the more people will notice. Take it from me, I've been here for eight years.



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