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A Really Dumb Joke
By Mark M Lichterman
Last edited: Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Posted: Wednesday, October 20, 2010

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Every once in a while a joke comes along that's so dumb I've just got to pass it on.

 Saskatchewan hunter went out duck hunting in the fall and a gust of wind blew, his gun fell over and discharged shooting
him in his private parts.
Several hours later, laying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well  sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are  going to be okay. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty
extensive buckshot damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to 
refer you to my sister."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," answered the doctor.
"She's a flute player in the Regina Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers
so you don't pee in your eyes." 


See! I told you it was a dumb joke. 





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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 11/2/2010
Dumb is good. Very good. Patrick
Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald 10/21/2010
ROFOL this is funny----
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 10/21/2010
Hahahahha!! Sometimes the dumber they are the funnier they are! Good way to start my day, Mark....nothing like laughter!

Your giggling friend,
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 10/20/2010
A bit of ludicrously whimsical!
Ha, ha, ha Mark ~ I cannot resist a musical joke!

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