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A Really Dumb Joke #3
By Mark M Lichterman
Last edited: Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Posted: Tuesday, December 28, 2010



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Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."



 
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." 

Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land." 

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. 

I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...... 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



 

 

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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 1/3/2011
Hahahahahahaha!!! Good one, Mark!

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Reviewed by Elizabeth Parker 12/29/2010
I needed that laugh today. Thank you. :)
Reviewed by Lisa Budzinski 12/29/2010
Thank you Mark. I really do like a good joke.
Reviewed by John Martin 12/29/2010
That was funny! But I can't figure out what the dumb part was. It all sounded right on the money to me.

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