For those of you around the world, who may not be familiar with Sarah Palin...who will be running for President of the United States...here goes...don't say...I told you so...
"People around the country are already looking forward to Sarah Palin's memoirs, which they are calling, 'The Book To Nowhere!'"
"Sarah Palin admitted she tried marijuana several years ago, but she didn't like it. She said it distorted her perceptions; impaired her thinking...and she's hoping the effects will eventually wear off." Jay Leno
"Someone made a two-hour documentary about Sara Palin's political life. In case you are interested in watching...it's longer than Sarah Palin's actual political life." Jimmy Fallon
"We had a national tragedy this week...and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches. Obama came out against lunatics with guns; and Sarah Palin gave the rebuttal." Bill Maher
"President Obummer is in Russia right now. Obummer went there, because, from Russia, you can actually see Sarah Palin cleaning out her office in Alaska." Connan O' Brien
"In a recent study, the United States was ranked as the #114 happiest country in the world. Then...Sarah Palin stepped down and we're now down to #17." David Letterman
"Since resigning as governor, many say Sarah Palin is now spending time working on her memoirs. Alaskans say they can't wait to start reading the memoirs...so they can quit half-way through." Jay Leno
"According to a new poll, 42% of Americans, say they would vote for Sarah Palin in 2012. They also say that they would support her decision to step down in 2013." David Letterman
"The Sarah Palin book costs $24.95...and if you want a jacket on it...it will cost you $5,000!" Jimmy Fallon
"This week...and already, the Sarah Palin book has become #1 and it is not even out yet...and it's being translated into English." Bill Maher
"Sarah Palin how has the #1 book on Amazon. Stephen King now has the #2 book, which is a scary book entitled, 'Sarah Palin Becomes President." Jimmy Kimmel
"Some critics are saying that Sarah Palin wouldn't last on Fox because she's an over-emotional woman, who gets the facts wrong. But, if you think about it...it's been working great for Glenn Beck and others...so, I think she'll do fine." Craig Ferguson
"It's a great day for Sarah Palin, as she has signed as a commentator at Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she will probable quit after a year." Jimmy Kimmel
"The New Oxford Dictionary has declared Sarah Palin's word, 'refudiate' to be the 2010 Word of the Year. Palin was honored, and said she would do her best to 'dismangle' the English language." Jay Leno
"Last week, Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol, gave birth to a boy named Tripp Easton Michael Johnston. Apparentely, they are hoping he will grow up to be a law firm." Craig Ferguson
"The Washington Post reported this week, that Sarah Palin billed the taxpayers in Alaska for travel expenses for 312 nights she spent at home...that just goes to show you her mavarick style, you know." David Letterman
"It's an emotional day for all of us, as many of us are still mourning the loss of one of Americas most entertaining figures. But, don't worry folks...Sarah Palin will be back to entertain us all in 2011." Conan O' Brien
There are so many people running for President of the United States these days. I only wish two of my favorite people would run...Pee Wee Herman and Lady Ga Ga...wouldn't they make a great team? The odd-couple for sure...
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