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I hear you, I'm just too busy!
by Becky Ayers   
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Last edited: Wednesday, September 07, 2011
Posted: Wednesday, September 07, 2011

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What a wonderful world we live in today, don’t you think? Technology has brought the most interestingly addictive gadgets into the world and we just can’t get enough of them. And while all these great sought after items may be the very things you feel you can’t live without, your body is probably begging to differ.

In today’s day and age, we all suffer from illnesses and bodily aches and pains due to technology. Although we all enjoy televisions, computers and other assorted gadgets and gizmos, we tend to get so addicted that we neglect our own bodies screams for help. Here is a humorous look at what we do to ourselves for the love of said objects.



Muhlegzisgon – This your brain telling you you’ve been sitting at the computer playing your favorite RPG for at least 12 hours.
   

Immunnabarph – This is your stomach telling you that you haven’t eaten in 24 hours because your hands have been too busy with your iphone.
   

Watzatsmel – This is simply your armpits telling you they need to be scrubbed before your next raid.
   

Izonfyr – Your eyelids are telling you to blink once in a while when you are watching your favorite movie marathon on your big screen TV.
   

Spynizsnapin – Your back is sick of being in the same position for hours on end while you surf the internet.
   

Buhtneeduphluffin – Your backside is suffocating and flattened from sitting so much.
   

Krikeneck – Your neck is suggesting that you move it before it sends enemies down your spine to retaliate.
   

Toerectis – This is one of your toes telling you it’s getting up, you might want to follow.
   

Krampenie – Your knee is telling you it hasn’t bent one way or another in hours and is assuming rigormortis is setting in.
   

Headasstrophe – This is your brain and ass telling you that technology is killing them.

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