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Really Dumb Joke 7
By Mark M Lichterman
Last edited: Sunday, November 06, 2011
Posted: Saturday, November 05, 2011



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In these days of misery and pain and sorrow....

We must give proper praise and credit for this terribly sad and painful story as told by a loving wife.........
 
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  The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. 
 
 
 
Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium.  She said, "I have a praise.  Two months ago, my husband, Ted had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed.  The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
 
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Ted must have experienced. 
 
 
"Ted was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain."  We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Ted's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
 
Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Ted.
 
"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Ted is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
 
All the men sighed with unified relief.  The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say. 
 
 A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.   

He said, "I'm Ted Smith." The entire congregation held its breath.  "I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
 
   
 

 

 

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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 11/7/2011
Hahahahahahahha!!!!!! Hilarious! Thanks for the uncontrollable giggles this fine Monday morning, Mark!

Anna
Reviewed by Joy Hale 11/6/2011
Priceless joke! Many giggles over this one; thanks for sharing.

Joy L. Hale
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 11/5/2011
This cracked me up! Patrick

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