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Blogs by Diana J Legun
Questions for Everyone
7/12/2012 5:20:47 AM
Are you tired every second of your life?
Do you find yourself wondering if you could have more fun in life, even
though you work 26 hours a day and have indigestion all the time?
Is your night’s sleep missing the luminescent butterfly?
Does everything you don’t do to lose weight not work?
Have you found yourself paralyzed by the thought of no available restroom?
Can you feel your heart beating unnaturally?
Do you lie awake at night wondering if the medicines you take aren’t right for you?
Have you found yourself sucking up to your local pharmacist?
When you contuse yourself, do you wonder if the recommended 81 mg. daily aspirin is causing an excessive hematoma effect and what might be a less corrosive prevention program?
Do you imagine that the split pea soup you had for lunch is turning into barbed wire in your stomach and aggravating your esophageal mucosa, even when it’s not?
Is there that panicky feeling for you when your day begins without that 12-count vita-pack?
Have you learned to knock back the purple pill without a glass of water, like you’ve been doing it since birth?
Is the word “meds” more important to you than the word “breakfast”?
Does your medicine cabinet need an annex?
Have you started looking at M&M’s differently?
Is there a little notebook of acronyms that you have as a reference manual for RLS, GERG, COPD, ED, MSVP, NASA, YFD, and RIP?
Do you own a PDR, Physician’s Desk Reference manual and is it stained and ragged?
Are you afraid someone might see your online history log of ‘symptom’ websites?
Does your friendly pharmacist know all of the hobbies you’ll be doing once you start feeling like yourself again?
Well. Ask your doctor if eliminating pharmaceutical ads is right for you.
7/12/12
by djl
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