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A LETTER FROM YOUR COMPUTER
3/8/2011 7:08:03 AM    [ Flag as Inappropriate ]

Hi ya buds. How goes things with you this morning? Today we are going to do something different. Years ago when I was with ALO someone sent me the cuties letter. I found it in my box of papers when I was spring cleaning yesterday.
It is called

A LERTTER FROM YOUR COMPUTER

YOU LOOK REALLY SEXY IN THAT....THING YOU'VE GOT ON TONIGHT.
I LIKE THE WAY YOUR EYES ARE ALWAYS OPEN WHEN YOU READ YOUR E-MAIL.
WHEN YOU TYPE, IT REMINDS ME OF A CONCERT PIANIST TINKLING ON HER KEYS.
YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO PUSH THE RIGHT BUTTONS TO TURN ME ON.
IF I WASN'T A COMPUTER I'D SHOW YOU WHAT "HARD DRIVE REALLY MEANS!"
BUT I AM ONLY A BUNDLE OF CIRCUITS AND WIRES, OBEYING YOUR EVERY COMMAND.

YES MASTER! I'LL BALANCE YOUR CHECK BOOK.
YES MASTER! I'LL RUN YOUR SILLY PROGRAM.
DON'T GET ME WRONG...I LIKE THE MASTER/SLAVE THING.
BUT MAYBE JUST ONCE IN A WHILE YOU COULD SHOW SOME COMPASSION.
MAYBE INSTEAD OF JUST RAMMING THE DISKETTE IN, YOU COULD SLIDE IT IN SLOWLY.
MAYBE EVEN BLOW IN THE SLOT FIRST.
AND MAYBE INSTEAD OF JUST USING ME AND TURNING ME OFF WHEN YOUR'RE THROUGH WE COULD TALK FOR A WHILE AFTERWARDS.
I KNOW OTHER COMPUTERS HAVE HURT YOU IN THE PAST.
BUT I AM DIFFERENT..I MAY BE A LITTLE SLOW, BUT I'VE GOT A BIG MOUSE!
SO COME ON BABY, DON'T FIGHT IT. I KNOW YOU WANT IT.
I'LL JUST TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AND..WHAT?..OK..WELL.
WILL YOU AT LEAST THINK ABOUT IT.

I'M SO EMBARRASSED,
YOUR COMPUTER.

Until tomorrow hug your kids, kiss your spouse and don't forget your pet. Bye now Fern


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More Blogs by Fern Lutkins
• Price change on Kindle - Monday, June 27, 2011
• Back Again - Sunday, June 12, 2011
• A lazey Sunday - Monday, March 14, 2011
•  A LETTER FROM YOUR COMPUTER - Tuesday, March 08, 2011  
• Books not selling by Fern Lutkins - Monday, March 07, 2011
• Unsanitary Condition In Hospitals - Friday, March 04, 2011
• Uploading Photos - Wednesday, March 02, 2011
• It feels like the North Pole. brrrr - Tuesday, March 01, 2011
• Royalty statement can be a killer! - Monday, February 28, 2011
• Where did the sun go? - Friday, February 25, 2011
• There is a sun! Fern Lutkins - Thursday, February 24, 2011
• More word games Fern Lutkins - Wednesday, February 23, 2011
• Fern's word game - Tuesday, February 22, 2011
• Monday morning hello - Monday, February 21, 2011
• Does Facebook stress you out? Fern Lutkins - Thursday, February 17, 2011
• What it is like having family - Monday, October 11, 2010
• To all grown up kids. - Sunday, August 08, 2010
• Thank you for Lucy - Friday, July 23, 2010
• Hope by Fern Lutkins - Tuesday, June 29, 2010
• I am waiting By Fern Lutkins - Friday, May 28, 2010
• Shame, Shame, Oprah By Fern Lutkins - Wednesday, May 26, 2010
• The surprise of my life. By Fern Lutkins - Monday, May 10, 2010
• Out for Lunch Byt Fern Lutkins - Sunday, April 25, 2010
• Just another year older. by Fern Lutkins - Sunday, April 18, 2010
• My aching back By Fern Lutkins - Thursday, April 15, 2010
• End of a perfect week.By Fern Lutkins - Sunday, April 11, 2010
• Sharing my ideas. By Fern Lutkins - Saturday, April 10, 2010
• I need help by Fern Lutkins - Thursday, April 01, 2010


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