There’s nothing to worry about , folks. You see it’s only a massive on going major- major oil spill, that‘s all. Now if it were a nuclear explosion, that would have required immediate emergency action.

After all, folks, it’s not like we’re being exposed to deadly radio active fall out or anything like that. I mean, radio active fall out would kill off important sea life. It would destroy an important major food source. It would have turned our shoreline into a massive dead zone. Hence, this massive release of billion of gallons of hydro carbons isn’t the same as a massive release of radio active particles. It’s not like hydro carbons cause cancer, or would effect the food chain for years and years, or anything like that. (Pay no attention to all of that oil soaking into our coastline, it will help to hold the sand together).

Yes folks. all we’re really looking at here, is a few tar balls washing up on thousands of miles of our shoreline. Like the man said, those can easily be picked up by a bunch of guys in white suits, and the beaches, “will be restored to their orginal pristine condition in no time“ Then it’s just a matter of getting BP to pay off the millions of victims.

See, it’s easy when you have a panel of experts advising you, and good advise it was. Hey, if we can just get their focus on the bad guys that created the disaster, and away from the problem, you don‘t have waste your time doing anything about it. Let them clean up their own mess. Besides, who said it‘s the president‘s job to protect our coastline and borders, anyway. A few better late than never photo ops at the scene, some harsh words for the bad guys and WHA…LAH…we don’t even have to worry about stopping the leak.

You see, someone with lesser executive experience, who really cared about this country and it’s people, would have immediately declared a national emergency and taken immediate and substantial action. No, not by proposing a new off the wall law, but by actually focusing on, and doing what ever it took to get the problem solved. Just like Bobby Jindal.

Indeed, a foolish lesser President would have started the process by asking the American people to pray for God’s help. Isn't that silly? After all, why would we need God’s help when we have a government run by a genius to fix the problem.

Yeah, it’s a good thing it wasn’t a nuclear explosion all right. That would have required the president to pay attention and cancel his Fund raisers and Celebes parties.

Indeed...

Was BP the immediate cause of this disaster?… Hell Yeah…guilty as sin. You don’t need congressional hearings to figure that one out.

Did government regulators totally failed to do their jobs?…Hell Yeah!

Do we need to hire more regulators and pass more laws to regulate the regulators…Hell No. Just hire people who will enforce the regulations that are already there.

Does this government care more about the so called made up rights of illegal aliens than it does about the lives of American Citizens?.... Kind of seems that way don't it?

Is our country is being totally destroyed by a bloated inept government filled with crooks and charlatans that are totally out of control? Sorry, that’s a rhetorical question isn’t it.