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Her Mother & The Cat
1/11/2010 3:38:34 PM



You Don't Have To Own A Cat
To Appreciate This One!

You don't even have
to like 'em!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party.. We
turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our
pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived
and we opened the front door to leave the house.

As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots
back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because
she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the
cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab,
my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for
the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon,
'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said
as we drove away. ‘'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to
poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to
take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a
blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat
ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'


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