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Cruel Cooks
by Kacy R Secord

Thursday, August 20, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.
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This is a poem I wrote when I was in 8th grade for an assignment.

Hi, my name is Stu Dent,
To the kitchen I did went.
Down the steps and through the hall,
As the rain begins to fall.
My stomache surging with pain,
All the cooks are so insane.
They give us moldy meat,
That smells like rotten feet.
They give us chicken chop suey,
And it smells a little pooey.
Oops! Someone just slopped,
Quick! Go get it mopped.
After all that cleaning,
Someone soon began screaming,
The wicked witches of the west,
Are the lunch ladies on a quest.
Why are they so cruel to me you say,
A dollar ninety isn't worth the pay.

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Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle 8/20/2009
Great poem,I enjoy reading it,Welcome to the den and feel free to post as many poems as you like :-),take care


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