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Ribald Limericks
by David Maclellan
Sunday, October 24, 2010
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NOT for the fainthearted...they are a wee bit rude!

There was a young fella called Bill

Who swallowed an atomic pill

His principal organ

Was found in Glenmorgan

His nuts in a tree in Brazil




This skinny young bloke from Australia

Had just the most  amazing genitalia

A defect at birth 

Gave it an enormous girth

Matched only by its magnificent regalia




Another young fella named Gorton

Had a terribly short one

But he made up for the loss

With the balls of a horse

And the stroke of a 500cc Norton




There was a young man called Allistare

Who made love to his girl on the stair

But the banister broke

In the middle of his stroke

And he finished his fuck in mid-air




A dog ate a pile of green meat

That had been lying too long in the heat

The force from one fart

Ripped his asshole apart

And blew his eyeballs clear down the street




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Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 1/11/2011
This is great stuff you are the best sweet man..take care OK..Hugsss
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 11/3/2010
Rude Schmood, no apologies please

Fun stuff

There once was a man named Maclellan
Who said that he once was a felon
But no one here minds
The way history unwinds
He may be the next poetic Magellan


Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 10/25/2010
these are really funny David
I can testify that dogs eating
rotten smelly things really do
exhaust a horrendous evidences!

Rotten Toads & Snake Skins
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson 10/25/2010
LOVE your sense of humor, David! Allistare had me grinning the hardest!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 10/24/2010
Well David, as you know, I love limericks. However, and I know limericks are often meant to be "ribald," I do not have your "moxie" and thus mine are rather "mild." Thanks for the laughs. Love and peace to you,

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone 10/24/2010
this is freakin hilarious!!! I loved the last stanza. Toooooo Funny!
Good to see you back in the den. Missed you much.

I love this humorous side of you!

Peace, love and light,
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 10/24/2010
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Rolling around laughing, David!!! These are hilarious!!!! My favourite was the last one! giggle


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