I came home early today and found you in bed, you weren't alone you were with my best friend.
You didn't see me as I snuck back out, I held my breath so I wouldn't scream and shout.
I drove to the bank and went inside, withdrew the money you tried to hide,
Then I went to the lawyers and signed for divorce, gave him the money to pay to the courts.
Now you're at home broke with no one, while I'm sitting on the beach enjoying the sun.