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If You haven't Eaten Breakfast Yet ... DON'T !
If You Have ...
I Shall Disavow Any ... "UP-CHUCKS"!
You Might want to Have a Bucket Handy!
MICROBES! THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!
Teensy-Weensy Little Micro-Scopic Critters!
Some are 'Good Guys' ...
Some Are Not!
When You 'Catch' a Cold ...
They're mostly SNOT!
© - Tom Hyland - 12/10/13
Head & Chest Cold ...
Runny Nose = Mucous = Snot!
When Dried Out = Boogers!
Coughing Spells = Sputum = Spit!
Spittle ... Saliva ... Phlegm!
Cough! Hack! Gag!
Spit Into a Tissue!
Notice I Did Not Say ... KLEENEX ...
That is a Brand Name!
Between Home & the Car ...
Use Almost a Box a Day!
Sometimes, One Gets a "Hanger" ...
Yuck! Yuk! Yuck!
Makes a Person Think About Spider Webs!
Is Human Slime in Any Way Related To ...
The "Silk" That Spiders Spin Their Webs With?
STICKY ... SLIPPERY ... SLIMEY ... SLUE!
Are You Disgusted Yet? I AM!
(C) - TKH.
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|Reviewed by Mr. Ed
|That looks like the old Jersey Devil's Commode - you been sneakin around his old motor home??
PS: Any new updates on his medical condition and status?
|Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
|"STICKY ... SLIPPERY ... SLIMEY" Sounds like good sex to me.
|Reviewed by Michael Schafer
|I'm to old to run, but my nose is still young.
|Reviewed by Ronald Hull
|I resemble those feelings. As a young boy on our gravel playground at Central grade school in north-central Wisconsin, I managed to mess up a handkerchief a day until they were all green slime in my pocket. I admired the guys… Sixth-graders… Who could put one finger over a nostril and shoot a long yellow one about 10 feet from the other nostril. What fun in those cold, coal burning days with more colds than flies on the kitchen sticky tape.
|Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
|You sure have a way with words, you smooth character, you!