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god And The easter bunny
by Rachel C Martinez

Friday, December 10, 2010
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God and the Easter bunny having a drink,


Sittin’ there smoking’ the weed.


God pulls on the joint, passes it along,


Gives the Easter bunny a wink.


He says, “Now let me get this straight,


They say I created them, but they created me.


They say that I told them not to sin,


And go to church once a week.


And then they cheat on their taxes


and they lie to their friends,


And then they come cryin’ to me.


Saying ‘I feel sad,


I’ve been bad,


God, forgive me please!’


It makes me think to myself about all the things


That I’ve done to them.


But because my name is Jesus Christ,


They say it ain’t no sin.


So I tell ‘em,


‘Teach your children one and all,


To grow up and glorify me.’


While I sit here and laugh to myself,


At what fools these mortals be.”


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Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill 12/24/2010
"They say I created them, but they created me." It really is a great line! I snort that stuff straight up! Keep up the's challenging and thoughtful as well as creative. Good to have you in the den. Snuggle up close!

Peace and Godly rabbits,
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