The wind, it blew and howled outside
And cold enough to freeze your hide
But there was one thing that would please
A tasty burger with some cheese!
I girded my loins and donned my coat
I hoped my shoes would stay afloat
With large umbrella in my hand
I headed for the cheeseburger stand!
My cube-mates laughed as I went out
"You won't be back, there is no doubt
Your butt is what you're gonna freeze
As you hunt burgers made with cheese!"
Into the parking lot I went
And from the wind the umbrella bent
T'would knock a strong man to his knees
But that won't keep me from burgers with cheese!
The traffic fast, and I quite slow
Across the highway I did go
The wind it screamed, the cold it bit
And I feared I was in deep... water!
Despite it all, I reached the store
And stood in line that reached the door
For lots of people were paying fees
To get hot burgers with some cheese!
Back to the office, where my desk lies
I went with burger, and some fries
Now I munch happy, co-workers I tease
For I won't share my burger with cheese