Never Deep Fry in the Nude...2
by Ed Matlack
Tuesday, July 07, 2015
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Oooooh, that smarts,
On my “special” parts…
Who’da thunk the oil,
Would actually boil,
And on my skin,
Like on clothing soil…
Left on my parts a welt,
As if I’d been beaten with a belt,
No that actually sounds kinda pleasurable,
You’d a laughed to see me run around,
Like, in a glass shop, a bull…
I couldn’t from neighbors seek help,
All I could do was with vigor yelp,
It did finally subside,
Across my “special” parts a swath wide,
In the future I will the directions abide,
Trust me I’ve not herein lied,
I mean I still have my pride,
Just no skin in “special” places,
Though I’ve found I can tie the flap of skin,
With from my sneakers, shoe laces…
© -ed- 7/7/15
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|Reviewed by William Bonilla
|Why are you cooking naked? Is that a new fad??
Thanks for the good laugh pal I needed that
Peace be with you
|Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
|What an eye opener! I just woke up, got my coffee, and tuned in to the Den and what to my wondering eyes should appear? This priceless poem!!! LOL!!!!
|Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
|" I can tie the flap of skin," . . . huh?|
|Reviewed by Ruan Mills Burke
Definitely need a good sturdy apron for your kitchen.
Treat yourself to one this instant! :-)
|Reviewed by George Carroll